फनी जोक्स हिंदी चुटकुले 2016


  1. Son To DAd: PApA, Mein ItnA
  2. BAdA KAB HoungA Ki Mein Mummy
  3. Se BinA Puche BAhAr JA SAku.....???
  4. PApA: BetA ABhi ItnA
  5. BAdA To Mein Bhi NAhi HuA.....@@@.....@@@
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  8. PAtni KA Honth UpAr Se ThodA
  9. KAt GAyA.....### Doctor Ne DAwAi LAgAAkAr
  10. TAAnke LAgA Diye PAti ChupchAp
  11. DekhtA RAhA Phir Usne Doctor Ke
  12. KAAn Me KAhA Doctor SAAhAB, Dono
  13. Hontho Ko TAAnke LAgAAkAr
  14. Seene Ki AAp Kitni Fees Lenge
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  17. ShAdi Do TArAh Ki Hoti HAi
  18. Ek ArrAnge MAriAge, JAhAn
  19. GhAr Ke SAre Log Mil KAr Koi
  20. PurAnA BAdlA Lete HAi Aur
  21. GAddhe Mein DAl Dete HAin.....###
  22. Aur DusrA Love MArriAge JAhAn
  23. BAndA Khud Se BAdlA LetA HAin.....###
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  26. ChAAhtA Hu Tujhe PyAAr
  27. Du, Dost Pe Apni JindAgee
  28. WAAr Du, JAB TerA MessAge
  29. NAhi MilAtA To, MAn KArtA
  30. HAi Teri JAAn NikAAl Du.....###
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  33. Yeh Jo HAsinAo Ke BAAl Hote
  34. HAi, lAdko Ko FAsAne Ke JAAl
  35. Hote HAi, pee JAti HAi SArA
  36. Khoon LAdko KA, tABhi To
  37. GAAl Itne LAAl Hote HAin.....###.....###
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  40. Teri YAAd Mein Humne KAlAm
  41. UthAAyi LiyA PAper Aur
  42. TAsveer Teri BAnAyi SochA
  43. ThA Ki Usko Dil Se LAgA
  44. KAr RAkhenge MAgAr Vo To
  45. BAccho Ko DrAAne Ke KAAm AAyi.....###

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  48. PyAr KArnewAle PAreshAn Ho
  49. JAte HAi, ShAdi KArnewAle
  50. ShArABi BAn JAte HAi, Divorce
  51. Dene WAle DevdAs BAn JAte
  52. HAi, Hum Se Dosti KArAne
  53. WAle Sms Expert Ho JAte HAi.....###.....###
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  56. School TeAcher Sent Home A
  57. Note.....### Your Son Is An OBedient
  58. & Bright Student But Spends
  59. Too Much Time With Girls.....###
  60. Mother Sent A Note BAck:
  61. PleAse Advise A Solution.....@@@
  62. FAther HAs The SAme ProBlem.....###
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  65. NAzre Mile JAB Wo Akele
  66. Thi, Dosti Hue JAB SAth SehAli
  67. Thi, PyAr GyA To Wo Pehle
  68. Thi, Dusro Ke SAth BhAAg To
  69. PAtA ChAlA YAAron, Wo Us AereA
  70. Ke Chikni Chmeli Thi.....###.....###.....@@@
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  73. Ek PAti Ne Apni PAtni Se KAhA
  74. JAnu Tum Meri ZindAgi Ho
  75. Tum Meri HAr Khushi Ho.....###.....### PAtni
  76. Khush Ho KAr Boli Aur KAr
  77. KAho NA.....### PAti Aur KyA KAhu LAnAt
  78. HAi Aisi Zindgi Pe JAhA Khushi
  79. Se Achhi LAgti Khudkhushi Ho.....###
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  82. Lions Sleep 18 Hrs A DAy But,
  83. A Donkey Work 18hrs A DAy.....###
  84. If HArdwork Is Secret To
  85. Success, Then Donkey Would
  86. HAve Been King Of Jungle.....###
  87. Be LAzy.....###.....### Think CrAzy.....@@@.....@@@
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  90. Girl: KAl Mein TumhAre Liye
  91. RAkhi LAyi Thi.....### Tumne BAndhwAi
  92. Kyun NAhi.....???
  93. Boy: AgAr KAl Mein Tere Liye
  94. MAngAlsutrA LAu To KyA Tu
  95. Pehen Legi.....??? BAAAt KArti HAi.....###

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  98. NAA Dekh AAsmAn Ko Itni
  99. HAsrAt Se.....### Ae Dost Kisi
  100. PArinde Ne Muh Pe GustAkhi
  101. KAr Di.....### To SAri HAsrAto
  102. KA JAnAzA NikAl JAyegA.....###
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  105. Koi New Msg HAi KyA, AgAr H
  106. To Us PAr DABur Honey LAgA
  107. K, Din Me Do BAr ChAAto,
  108. Kyuki Send To KAroge NAhi.....### KAm
  109. Se KAm Thodi SehAt To BAnegi.....###
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  112. Ak MAchchAr AAndhi Me FAs GAyA
  113. ThA, Usne Ak Ped Ko PAkAd
  114. RAkhA ThA, AAndhi BAnd Hone PAr
  115. PAsine Pochhtey HuA, MAchchAr
  116. KAhne LAgA, AAj Agr MAi NA
  117. HotA To Ye Ped Gir Hi JAtA.....###
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  120. PAdosi: YAAr Tere GhAr Se
  121. Roz HAnsi Ki AwAz AAti HAi
  122. Is Khush HAAl ZindAgi KA
  123. RAAz KyA HAi.....???
  124. AAdmi: Meri Biwi Mujhe Jooton
  125. Se MAArti HAi, LAg JAAy To Wo
  126. HAnsti HAi, NA LAge To MAin HAnstA
  127. Hoon.....### KhudA KA ShukAr HAi, HAnsi
  128. Khushi ZindAgi GuzAr RAhi HAi.....###
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  131. Sometimes Things Look So
  132. RomAntic In Hindi Like:
  133. Mein Kho GAyA Hun Tere
  134. PyAr Mein, AB Tum B Kho JAo.....###.....###
  135. Now Try In English: Im Lost
  136. In Ur Love, Now U Get Lost.....###
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  139. 4 KAm KAro,

  140. 1.....### Fone Ko Switch Of KAro
  141. 2.....### BAttery Kholo
  142. 3.....### Sim CArd NikAlo
  143. 4.....### AB Fone Ko RoAd Pe De MAro
  144. JAB Koi Msg Hi NAhi KArnA To
  145. Fone Ki KyA JArurAt HAi AApko.....@@@

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  148. NokrAni: MAdAm AApke Bete
  149. Ne MAcchAr KhA LiA,
  150. MAdAm: Toh JAldi Se Docter
  151. Ko BulA NokrAni: AB DArne
  152. Ki Koi BAAt NAhi.....###
  153. MAine All Out.....@@@ PilA DiyA.....###
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  156. 2 Frnds Sitting In A Boring
  157. Lecture.....###.....### 1st Frnd: It's So
  158. Boring Even My Bums HAv
  159. FAllen Asleep.....### 2nd Frnd: YA
  160. I HeArd Them Snoring Twice.....###.....###.....@@@
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  163. SApne Ke TArhA AApko SAjA
  164. Ke Rkhu, ChAndni RAAt Ke
  165. NAzAro Se AAp Ko Chup Ke
  166. Rkhu, MerA NAseeB Mere SAth
  167. Nhi WArnA, Mujhe SmS NA KArne
  168. WAlo Ko MAin Apne
  169. SAmne MurngA BAnA Ke Rkhu.....###.....###.....@@@
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  172. CAller: Hello PizzA Hunt .....???.....???
  173. PizzA Hunt: Yes Sir
  174. CAller: 1 LArge PizzA, 2 SmAll
  175. PizzA Aur Ek Coke Bhejo
  176. PizzA Hunt: Kiske NAAm Pe Bheju Sir.....???
  177. CAller: AllAh Ke NAAm Pe Dede BABA…
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  180. MAcher MAkki Ki Ho GAye ShAdi
  181. PAhie He Din Ho GAye MAcher
  182. Ke BArBAd MAcher BolA Mere
  183. KismAt Hi Kohti H MAkki
  184. Good Night LAgA KAr Soti HAi.....###
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  187. Oye Mil GyA, Mil GyA, 
  188. Il GyA, HAA HAA Mil GyA,
  189. BAlle BAlle Mil GyA,
  190. Dhinchk Dhinchk Mil GyA,
  191. ApnA KAAm Chod K MerA SMS
  192. PdhnewAlA BewAkuf Mil GyA.....###

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  195. DeAr SuBscriBer, Ur Due
  196. DAte To TAke BAth For This
  197. Month Is TodAy, Plz TAke
  198. BAth By Due DAte To Avoid
  199. Khujli And DAndruf.....###.....###.....@@@ ThAnks
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  202. SipAhi: Sir KAl JAil MAi RAmlilA
  203. Hui Thi.....### JAiler: To IsmAi GhABrAne
  204. Ki KyA BAAt HAi.....??? SipAhi: BAAt Ye
  205. HAi Ki SANJEEVNI BUTI Lene GAye
  206. HAnumAn Ji ABhi TAk WApAs Nhi Aye HAi.....###
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  209. PitA: Beti Tu Mujhe BAtA de
  210. K Tere Pet Me Jo BAcchA He
  211. Wo KiskA He.....???
  212. Beti: AgAr AApko 25 Kele KhilAkAr
  213. Puche K AApko SArdi Kis Kele Se
  214. Hui To KyA AAp BAtA PAyenge.....###.....###
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  217. Phone BAjA
  218. HusBAnd: AgAr Phone
  219. Mere Liye Ho To KehnA
  220. MAin GhAr Pe NAhi Hu.....###
  221. .....###
  222. .....###
  223. .....###
  224. Wife: Woh GhAr Pe HAin.....###.....###
  225. .....###
  226. HusBAnd: Mene MAnA
  227. KiyA ThA NA, MAnA KAr
  228. DenA.....###.....###
  229. .....###
  230. Wife: Phone AApkA NAhi
  231. MerA ThA…:p
  232. SAmAjh Me AA GyA Ho To
  233. Like KAro.....###
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  236. NAukrAni: MAlkin AAp UdAAs
  237. Kyo HAi.....###.....###
  238. MAlkin: TumhAre SAhAB Apne
  239. Office Ki Kisi LAdki Se PyAr
  240. KArte HAin.....###.....###
  241. NAukrAni: NAhii, SAhAB Mujhe
  242. DhokhA NAhi De SAkte.....###
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  245. Income TAx Officer HAns RAhA ThA.....###
  246. Clerk: KyA HuA .....???.....???.....???
  247. Officer: Sunny Leon Ki File HAi.....###
  248. Clerk: Toh .....???.....???.....???
  249. Officer: KApde Phenti NAhi HAi,
  250. Aur LAundry Bill 11 LAcs BAtAyA HAi.....###.....@@@

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  253. I HAte It Wen Any1 Hurts
  254. My Friends.....###.....### Bcoz, Wen They
  255. R Hurt, They Bcum SAd &
  256. Wen They Bcum SAd.....###.....### Phr To
  257. BAs Over-Acting Dekh Lo Unki.....@@@
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  260. LAdy TechAr: ChAlo BetA,
  261. Iss Line Ko Do LAfzo Me
  262. Bolo, MAin AApse PyAr KArtA Hoon
  263. Studet: Soory, MAm,
  264. .....###
  265. Teri Mere, Mere Tere Prem
  266. KhAni HAi Mushkil, Do LAfzo
  267. Me Ye BAyAA NA Ho PAAye.....###.....###.....@@@
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  270. AApki Girlfriend JAB Bhi,
  271. AApko Koi RomAntic SMS KAre,
  272. To Ye MAt Sochiye Ki,
  273. KitnA RomAntic HAi,
  274. BAlke Ye Sochiye Ke,
  275. Uske PAAs Ye SMS AAyA KhA Se,
  276. "JAAGO AASHIQ JAAGO"
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  279. Bestfrnd Wo HAi Jo School
  280. Me Apne Pen, High School
  281. Me Apne Note, CollAge Me
  282. Bike, Aur Life Me Apne Wife
  283. De De, MAin JAAntA Hu Tu
  284. He MerA Best Frnd HAi.....###.....###.....###.....@@@
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  287. PAtni MoBile, PAti SimcArd,
  288. Dono Mile To HuA RechArge,
  289. BetA HuA To Incoming,
  290. Beti Hui To Outgoing,
  291. Twins Hue To Bonus TAlktime,
  292. Kuch NA HuA To Network ProBlAm.....@@@
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  295. ShAAdi KArnA ThA PAr KismAt
  296. Khuli Nhi, TAJMAHAL BnAnA
  297. ThA PAr MUMTAZ Mile Nhi,
  298. AB KismAt Khuli, ShAAdi Hue,
  299. AB TAJ BnAnA ChAhte HAi
  300. PAr Ye MUMTAZ MArte NAhi.....@@@.....@@@
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  303. Court Me PAti TAlAk Ke Liye
  304. GyA.....###.....### PAti Judge Se BolA:
  305. Sir I M Not HAppy With My
  306. Wife.....###.....###.....### To PAtni Bole:
  307. KAmine SAArA MohAllA Khus HAi
  308. BAs Tere He NAkhre HAi.....###.....###.....@@@.....@@@
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  311. Ek FAmily Shole Film Dekh
  312. KAr Apne GhAr AAye.....###.....###.....### TABhi
  313. PAti Ne PAtni Se RomAntic
  314. AAndAz Me KhA NAAch BAsAnti
  315. NAAch.....###.....### TABhi UnkA ChootA
  316. BAcchA BolA Mummy Is
  317. Kutte Ke SAmne MAt NAchnA.....###.....###.....@@@
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  320. 1 LAdke Ne, 1 HAseen Ko Dekh
  321. Ke Arz KiyA, Teri Smile Me
  322. KyA ChAmAk HAi, LAdki MuskurA
  323. Ke Bole.....###.....### BhAiyA.....###.....###.....### Mere
  324. TOOTHPASTE Me NAmAk HAi.....###.....@@@
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  327. ThokAr KhA KAr Gun GunA
  328. Hi ZindAgi HAi, Gum Pee
  329. KAr MuskurAnA Hi ZindAgi
  330. HAi, 1 LAdki Agr DhokA De
  331. De To SAB Kuch Bhool KAr,
  332. Dusri Ko PAtAnA Hi ZindAgi HAi.....###
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  335. Apne Khoon Se Likh DiyA
  336. HAr DewAAr Pe UskA NAAm,
  337. Phir HAr Wo DewAAr Thod
  338. DiyA, Jispe LikhA ThA
  339. UskA NAAm Kyuki, Splleling
  340. MistAke Thi YAAr.....###.....###.....@@@
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  343. Wife: U HAd Lunch .....???
  344. HusBAnd: (In A Fun Mood) U HAd Lunch .....???
  345. Wife: I'm Asking U.....###
  346. HusBAnd: I'm Asking U.....###
  347. Wife: R U Copying Me .....???
  348. HusBAnd: R U Copying Me .....???
  349. Wife: Lets Go Shopping.....###
  350. HusBAnd: I HAd Lunch.....###

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  353. PApA: Arre AAj TumhAri Mummy
  354. Itni Chup ChAp Kyun BAithi Hui
  355. HAi Son: Kuch NAhin PApA, Mummy
  356. Ne Lipstick MAAngi Aur MAine
  357. GAlAti Se Fevistick De Di.....###
  358. PApA: (With TeArs In Eyes) KAmAAl
  359. KAr DiyA YAAr, God Bless You.....@@@
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  362. Somewhere Someone Is Surely
  363. MAde For U, And God HAs
  364. Decided A Perfect Time To
  365. MAke U Meet ThAt Person.....###.....### Till
  366. Then, Enjoy Ur Own Settings.....###.....###.....@@@
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  369. HusBAnd: Apne Chehre Se
  370. Julfe HAtAlo.....###.....###
  371. Wife: SAjnA AAp Bhi NA.....###.....###
  372. HusBAnd: Agli BAAr KhAne Me
  373. BAAl AyA To MAA KAsAm Tuje
  374. SAjni Se GAjni BAnA DungA.....###.....###
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  377. Wo PyAr To KArte HAin PAr
  378. QABool NAhi KArte, Wo YAAd
  379. To KArte HAin PAr ZAAhir
  380. NAhi KArte.....###.....### Is KAdAr
  381. KAnjoos HAi Mere MehBooB,
  382. Wo Missed CAll To KArte
  383. HAin PAr CAll NAhi KArte.....@@@
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  386. Govt KA NAyA Rule.....###.....###
  387. Jiske 5 BAcche Ho Use GhAr
  388. MilegA.....### PApu Ke 3 The.....### Usne
  389. Wife Se KAhA PAdos Ke 2 Mere
  390. HAi Unko Leke AAtA Hoon.....###.....###.....@@@.....@@@
  391. (LAAne Ke BAAd)
  392. PAppu: Apne 3 KAhA Gye.....???
  393. Wife: Jinke The Woh Le Gye.....###.....###.....@@@.....@@@
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  396. Girl: BhAiyA Mujhe MoBile
  397. Me Mp3 Songs DAlwAne HAi.....###.....###
  398. MoBile Shop WAlA: Memory
  399. CArd HAi KyA .....???.....???
  400. Girl: Memory CArd To NAhi
  401. HAi, RAsAn CArd YA
  402. AAdhAr CArd ChAlegA KyA.....???.....???.....???

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  405. PAppu KA Interview:
  406. BAtAo Wo KAun Si AurAt HAin
  407. Jisko 100% PAtA HotA HAin
  408. Ki UskA HusBAnd KAhA HAin .....???
  409. PAppu Ne ApnA KhAtArnAk DimAg
  410. LAgAyA Or BolA VidhwA AurAt.....###
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  413. AAj KAl Ek ShArif AAdmi
  414. Ko KyA ChAhiye.....###.....### Ek Biwi
  415. Jo PyAr KAre.....###.....### Ek Biwi Jo
  416. AcchA KhAnA BAnAye.....###.....###
  417. Ek Biwi Jo Uske SewA KAre.....###.....###
  418. Aur Teeno BiwiyA Mil JulkAr
  419. Rhe.....###.....### Aur KyA Fir Life
  420. Ek Dum.....###.....### BindAAs.....###.....###
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  423. LAdki: Agr MAin MAr JAu
  424. To Tum KyA KAroge.....???
  425. LAdkA: MAin Bhi MAr JAungA.....###.....###
  426. LAdki: ItnA PyAr KArte
  427. Ho Mujhse.....###.....###.....???
  428. LAdkA: PyAr VyAr Kuch Nhi Tere
  429. ChkkAr Me UdhAri Itne Ho
  430. Gye Ki JeenA Muskil HAi.....###.....###.....@@@
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  433. TechAr PApuA Se.....###.....###
  434. TechAr: AgAr Koi Moti LAdki
  435. PAlAt Ke WApis AAye To Iss
  436. Sentense Ko
  437. English Me KyA KehAnge.....???
  438. .....###
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  440. .....###
  441. .....###
  442. PApu: GOL MAAL RETURNS.....@@@
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  445. LAdy TeAcher: Mujhe BAchon
  446. Ki ShAkAl Se PAtA LAg
  447. JAAtA HAi Ki Unke DimAg
  448. MAi KyA ChAl RAhA HAi.....###
  449. Student: Fir Bhi Ap ApnA
  450. DupAttA SAhi NAhi Kr RAhi Ho.....@@@
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  453. Money CAn Buy A House Not
  454. Home, A Bed But Not Sleep,
  455. Medicine But Not HeAlth.....###.....###
  456. Money Is Dirty It Only CAuses
  457. PAin And Suffering.....###.....### Send Me
  458. All Ur Money And Be HAppy.....###.....###.....@@@

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