Best Flirt SMS




  1. I Know You Think I"m Cute,
  2. I Know You Think I"m Fine,
  3. But Like The Other Guys,
  4. Take A Number And Wait In Line!
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  7. Think about it:
  8. I'm not scared of proposing a girl
  9. But,
  10. I'm scared abt,
  11. what wud happen if she agrees..?
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  14. Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent,
  15. spontaneous, good-looking,
  16. nice, charming, funny, well...
  17. Enough about ME!
  18. How about you?
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  21. Are you a mum?
  22. I am not a dad!
  23. Maybe you could help me with that!
  24. I Like SMS - Like: 49 - SMS Length: 67 - Share
  25. Tags: Flirt SMS
  26. Dilse Posted In Love - Romantic SMSAdded 3 years ago
  27. BEAUTY TIP:
  28. If you want to protect your face
  29. from dust, sunrise and other such things,
  30. then apply Master Paints exterior emulsion
  31. with 7 years guarantee!
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  34. Best way to purpose a girl.
  35. Take her to sea,
  36. Say her to sit in a boat.
  37. Then take the boat in the middle of sea.
  38. Then say Marry Me
  39. or
  40. Leave My Boat.
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  43. Hi, How Are You...?
  44. Are You Free Tomorrow..?
  45. Can You Come To Me..?
  46. Because Tomorrow We Are Opening New
  47. .
  48. .
  49. .
  50. .
  51. .
  52. Mental Hospital
  53. Admission Free, Special Offer For You.

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  56. Today Is International Handsome Boys
  57. And Beautiful Girls Day!
  58. So Send This Message To Someone
  59. Who Looks Smart And Cute...
  60. Be True.. Don't Cheat Like Me.
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  63. Today night I would like to
  64. kiss you and bite you strongly.
  65. Do you accept this??
  66. waiting for your permission
  67. yours lovingly Mosquito.
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  70. Ladki-Mujhe Q Dekh Rahe Ho Tumhari Koi Behen Nahi He Kya?
  71. .
  72. Ladka-He Isliye To Dekh Raha Hu!
  73. .
  74. Ladki-Matlab?
  75. .
  76. Ladka-Meri Behen Ko Bhabhi Chahiye.!
  77. .
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  79. Boy: Do you wanna Go Out Wid Me??
  80. Girl: No... Never
  81. Boy: Did U hear wt I Just Said ??
  82. Girl: Yeah
  83. Boy: Then Tell me wt I Said
  84. Girl: Do You wanna Go Out wid ME??
  85. Boy: Yeah Ofcourse.

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  88. Butterflies don't know the color of their wings,
  89. but human eyes know how nice it is...
  90. Like wise you don't know 'how good you are,
  91. but I know 'how special you are'
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  94. I Asked God For A Flower,
  95. He Gave Me A Garden
  96. I Asked For A Tree,
  97. He Gave Me A Forest,
  98. I Asked For A River,
  99. He Gave Me An Ocean,
  100. I Asked For An Angel,
  101. He Gave Me You.
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  104. boy : give me book
  105. girl : which book u want?
  106. boy : no no book means
  107. .
  108. B-BABBY
  109. O-ONLY
  110. O-ONE
  111. K-KISS.
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  114. Why Do Girls Look Beautiful?
  115. Is It Real Or Due To Make Up?
  116. All False
  117. Girls Look Beautiful Because
  118. .
  119. .
  120. Boys Have Good Imagination.
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  123. Think Big,
  124. Think Smart,
  125. Think Positive,
  126. Think Beautiful,
  127. just Stop?
  128. It's too long for you.
  129. So, in short "Just Think About Me".
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  132. Whenever U Feel Sadness In Your Heart,
  133. Blackness In Your Eyes,
  134. Paleness On Your Face,
  135. Fragrance In Your Body,
  136. It Shows U Are
  137. Suffering Lack Of Vitamin "Me".
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  140. Difference between good girls
  141. and very good girls.
  142. Good girls open few buttons
  143. when environment is hot.
  144. Very good girls open all buttons
  145. to make environment hot.
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  148. Last night some Monkeys came running to my room.
  149. They wanted to trouble good people...
  150. I suggested ur name.
  151. They said Oh!!!
  152. No we cant disturb our Boss...
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  155. What is the difference between
  156. Monkey & Donkey ?
  157. Monkey will save this message
  158. & Donkey will delete this message
  159. Choice is urs........
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  162. I Wish I Was A Teddy Bear,
  163. That Lay Upon Your Bed,
  164. So Everytime You Cuddled
  165. It, You Cuddled Me Instead.
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  168. Touch my heart & u'll feel,
  169. Listen to my heart & u'll hear,
  170. Look into my heart & u'll see,
  171. That u'll always be a special part of me.
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  174. Don't send any messages,
  175. I don't want to see you,
  176. hear your voice, think of you,
  177. coz my doctor advised me 2
  178. keep away from Sweets.

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  180. Those Who Can't Have U Hate You,
  181. Those Who Have You Can't Handle You,
  182. Those Who Abuse You Lose You, &
  183. Then There Are Those Like Me
  184. Who Just Can't Refuse U!
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  187. I have had a really bad day and
  188. it always makes me feel better to
  189. see a pretty girl smile.
  190. So,
  191. would you smile for me?
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  194. Too Many Stars In The Sky,
  195. Too Many Tears That Have Left My Eyes.
  196. Too Many Girls Out In The Blue,
  197. But They Are Nothing Compared To You!
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  200. All I wanted was
  201. sumone 2 care 4 me.
  202. All I wanted was
  203. sumone who'd b there 4 me.
  204. All I ever wanted was
  205. sumone who'd b true.
  206. All I ever wanted was
  207. sum1 like u.
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  210. Hello!! What's wrong with your mobile?
  211. Tried so many times but
  212. Every time I call it says:
  213. The subscriber your are trying to reach
  214. is in your heart!
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  217. Only the open heart receives love,
  218. only the open mind receives wisdom,
  219. only the open hand receives gifts and
  220. only the cute persons receive SMS from me!

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  223. In da mornin I don't eat coz
  224. I think of u,
  225. at noon I don't eat coz
  226. I think of u,
  227. in da evenin I don't eat coz
  228. I think of u,
  229. at night I don't sleep coz
  230. Im hungry.
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  233. A peach is a peach,
  234. a plum is a plum,
  235. a kiss isn't a kiss without the tongue,
  236. so open ur mouth &
  237. close ur eyes &
  238. give ur tongue some exercise.
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  241. Faith Makes All Things Possible,
  242. Love Makes All Things Easy,
  243. Hopes Makes All Things Work,
  244. But Ur Gorgeous Smile Brings All Faith,
  245. Luv & Hope In Me!
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  248. If you delete this sms.
  249. You love me,
  250. If you keep it,
  251. You want me,
  252. If you ignore it,
  253. You adore me,
  254. If you send it back,
  255. You can't live without me Now what will u do?
  256. Tell me !!
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  259. When U R Alone,
  260. When U R Crying,
  261. When U R Upset,
  262. Don't Think Of Me!!
  263. Just Call Me
  264. B'coz Incoming Is Free For Me...
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  267. Why do U think I SMS u ?
  268. Is it because I care ?
  269. Or I miss u ?
  270. Or I love u ?
  271. Or I need You ? No !
  272. It's b'coz...
  273. I need a person for just time pass.
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  276. your five qualities
  277. 1--------
  278. 2--------
  279. 3-----
  280. 4-------
  281. 5---------
  282. agar zindage main koi acha kaam kar laita
  283. to aj ye jaga khali na hoti.
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  286. A - U r Attractive
  287. B - U r the Best
  288. C - U r Cute
  289. D - U r Dear 2 Me
  290. E - U r Excellent
  291. F - U r Funny
  292. G - U r Good-Looking
  293. H - hehehe
  294. I - I'm
  295. J - JOKING
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  298. Boy- Xcuse me
  299. Grl- jee kahiye
  300. .
  301. Boy- Mere hone wale bacho ki taraf se
  302. apko Happy Mother's DAY.
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  305. Boy: can i take a photo.
  306. .
  307. Girl: why?
  308. .
  309. Boy: just wanted 2 show my children
  310. How their mom looked
  311. in Her younger age.
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  314. Lives are for living
  315. I live for you,
  316. Dreams are for dreaming
  317. I dream for you
  318. Hearts are for beating
  319. mine beats for you,
  320. Angels are for keeping.
  321. Can I keep you?
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  324. Last night I sent an angel
  325. 2 watch over u while u were sleeping
  326. but it came back early!
  327. So I asked it why u came back?
  328. It said that
  329. angels don't watch over other angels!.
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  332. My Past Says You Meet Me
  333. My Future Says You Will
  334. Always Remember Me
  335. My Dream Says You Care For
  336. Me But My Heart Says You Born For Me.
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  339. To See Light Look At The Sun,
  340. To See Love Look At The Moon,
  341. To See Hope Look At The Future,
  342. To See Beauty Look At The Nature,but
  343. To See All Of This Look At The Mirror!!
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  346. Some One
  347. Is Loving you
  348. Caring for you
  349. Watching over you
  350. Protecting you
  351. Guess Who?
  352. Neighbour's Dog!
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  355. God Made Butter,
  356. God Made Cheese,
  357. God Made You For Me To Squeeze.
  358. God Made Whiskey,
  359. God Made Pepsi And
  360. When He Made You He Made You Sexy!
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  363. Flowers are missing you.
  364. Birds are calling you,
  365. Please come back to zoo
  366. because zoo is not zoo without you.
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  369. Every girls is
  370. Smart,
  371. intelligent,
  372. Sweet
  373. Talented
  374. Excellent
  375. Romantic
  376. Sily.
  377. in short form they all are your S.I.S.T.E.R.S.

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  380. Be careful
  381. when
  382. a gal tells u that
  383. she loves u
  384. from the bottom of her heart.
  385. For this may mean
  386. that there is
  387. still enough space
  388. for another boy
  389. on top!
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  392. Premika - Main Maa Banne Wali Hun
  393. Premi - Kay Bakvas Kar Rahi Ho
  394. Kahani Me Twist
  395. Premika - Bakvas Nahi,
  396. Me Tumhare Bap Se Shadi Karke Tumhari Maa Banne Wali Hu.
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  399. Do you know
  400. your 1 smile can make 100 peoples die,
  401. so u can decrease this over population,
  402. so baby,
  403. Please keep on smiling.
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  406. KAASH YE FAASLE NA HOTE..
  407. .
  408. KAASH YE
  409. DURIYA NA
  410. HOTI..
  411. .
  412. .
  413. .
  414. KAASH HUM
  415. SATH HOTE..
  416. .
  417. .
  418. .
  419. TO..
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  422. .
  423. .
  424. TO,
  425. .
  426. .
  427. TO..
  428. .
  429. .
  430. TO..
  431. .
  432. TO..
  433. .
  434. .
  435. YAAR MERE SMS KE PAISE BACH JATE...
  436. .
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  438. Dil kar raha hai keh....
  439. aaj tumhein akeiley mein...
  440. le ja kar...
  441. apney hontoon se ek...
  442. kis...
  443. kis...
  444. kis..
  445. kiss...
  446. kissa sunaon bili aur chohey ka..
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  449. Log kehte hain
  450. Pyar itna b mat karo
  451. K
  452. Girl friendsar pe swar ho jaye
  453. Hum kehtey hain
  454. K
  455. Pyar itna karo
  456. K
  457. Girl friend ki friend bhi
  458. tumhre sath farar ho jaye...

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  461. jiski ek smile par hai duniya fida
  462. jisse dil na hona chaiye juda
  463. jiska style hai lajawaab
  464. unhi ka sms padh rahe hai aap janaab.
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  467. Aap Ko Kissi Unknown Number
  468. Se Ek Sms Aa Sakta Hai
  469. Jis Se Aapki Mobile Screen
  470. Pe Meri Photo Aa Jaye Gi.
  471. Please Dekhay Bina Delete Kar Dain
  472. Kyon Kay Pehlay He Bahut Se
  473. Log Deewanay Ho Chukay Hain.
  474. .
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  476. I think you are very careless!
  477. U come & leave things behind!
  478. See now what u have left?
  479. U just came in my mind and
  480. left a smile on my face.
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  483. Heart Beat Are Countless,
  484. Spirits Are Ageless
  485. dreams R Endless,
  486. Memories Are Timeless And
  487. A Friend Like U Is Useless.
  488. Oops! Sorry Yaar, Priceless.
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  491. This morning, an angel asked me 
  492. to go to heaven with him
  493. but I refused.
  494. there is no signal.
  495. How can I text you?
  496. .
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