Best Insult Massage Collection 2016



  1. Hey Friend Remember ThAt
  2. Without Stupidity There
  3. CAn Be No Wisdom & Without
  4. UgLiness There CAn Be No
  5. BeAuty So The WorLd Needs
  6. You After ALL.....!!!
  7. `
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  9. FLowers Dies
  10. Stories Ends
  11. Songs FAdes
  12. Memories R Forgotten
  13. ALL Things Comes 2 End
  14. But PeopLe Like U ALwAys RemAin 4ever
  15. B’Coz Ghosts Never Die...@@...@@...@@...@@

  16. `
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  18. GALiLeo: GreAt Mind...@@
  19. Einstein: Genius Mind...@@
  20. Newton: ExtrA-ordinAry Mind...@@
  21. BiLL GAtes: BriLLiAnt Mind...@@
  22. You: Never Mind...@@
  23. `
  24. #######################


  25. In 3 WAys U CAn BreAk D Mirror
  26. 1...@@ Throw Stone At D Mirror
  27. 2...@@ Throw The Mirror On D FLoor...@@
  28. 3...@@ StAnd In Front Of D Mirror
  29. And SmiLe By Showing Ur Teeth…...@@:d
  30. `
  31. #######################


  32. KyA AndAz HAi,
  33. KyA JALwA HAi,
  34. KyA StAyLe HAi
  35. Aur KyA SmiLe HAi,
  36. Sms To KArte NAhi
  37. Aur GArv Se KAhte Ho
  38. Mere PAAs MobiLe HAi...@@
  39. `
  40. #######################


  41. Ek AAp Ho
  42. Kitne AChChe Ho,
  43. Kitne BhoLe Ho,
  44. Kitne PyAAre Ho,
  45. Kitne SmArt Ho,
  46. Kitne Sweet Ho...@@
  47. Aur Ek Hum Ki Jhooth
  48. Pe Jhooth BoLte JA RAhe HAi...@@
  49. `
  50. #######################


  51. Andhe Ke HAAth Me
  52. "TroCh"

  53. BAhre Ke HAAth Me
  54. "Redio"

  55. Gunge Ke HAAth Me
  56. "Mike"

  57. Aur AApk HAAth Me
  58. "MobiLe"

  59. WAh WAh WAh WAh WAh WAh
  60. KyA JAnAnA AAyA HAi...@@
  61. `
  62. #######################


  63. Mere MArne Ke BAAd Aye
  64. Dost AAnsu MAt BAhAn...@@...@@...@@
  65. AgAr YAAd AAye Meri To
  66. Seedhe UpAr ChALe AAnAA...@@...@@...@@
  67. AgAr WAhA MAi NA Dikhu
  68. To SAmAjh Le Tu NArAk Me HAi...@@

  69. `
  70. ######################

  71. Tujhe Dekhne Se DiL Mein UtAr JAti
  72. HAi, Mujhe HAr ChehrA Pe
  73. Tu Hi NAzAr AAti HAi, Ab KyA
  74. Tere Chehre KA TArif KAroo
  75. Mujhe To Tu BAndAr NAzAr AAti HAi...@@
  76. `
  77. #######################


  78. FizAAo K BAdALne KA IntzAAr NAhi
  79. KArte AAndhiyo K Rukne KA IntzAAr
  80. NAhi KArte JAb YAAd AAti HAi,
  81. Msg KAr Dete HAi Hum KAnjusho
  82. Ke Msg KA IntzAAr NAhi KArte...@@
  83. `
  84. #######################


  85. AAp KA GAdhA AAp Se Rooth GAyA,
  86. JAA Ke NAdi Me Kood GAyA,
  87. Doobte Hue BoLA Ab Aur
  88. Dukh NAhi SAhenge, Ek
  89. Hi GhAr Me Do Do NAhi RAhenge...@@
  90. `
  91. #######################


  92. Ek PAL Mujhse Dur Tum Hote Nhi
  93. Ho, Mujhse HAmeshA Lipte
  94. Hote Ho, Aur KyA TArif
  95. KArun AApki Itne KAnjus
  96. Ho Ke Meri KhAte Hi RAhte Ho...@@
  97. `
  98. #######################


  99. GAdhA Jo KhAye Wo GhAs Ho
  100. Tum, Buddhe KA ChyAwAnprAsh
  101. Ho Tum, Idiot Stupid
  102. BAkwAs Ho Tum, PAr Jo Bhi
  103. Ho YAr, Dost JhAkAAs Ho Tum
  104. `
  105. #######################


  106. Yeh Sms Jin KhubsurAt Logo Ko
  107. MiLtA HAi, Woh 5 SeC BAAd
  108. Behosh Ho JAte HAin,
  109. 1
  110. 2
  111. 3
  112. 4
  113. 5
  114. Nhi Behosh Hue NA, KhubsusAt
  115. Hote To Behosh Hote NA...@@
  116. `
  117. #######################


  118. GAzAb TerA NAkhre AjAb TerA
  119. StyLe HAi, NAAk PoChne Ki TAmiz
  120. NAhi HAth Me MobiLe HAi
  121. BeshArmi Ki HAd To Dekho Sms
  122. PAd Ke Bhi Chehre Pe SmiLe HAi...@@
  123. `
  124. #######################


  125. Not Every FLower CAn Represent
  126. Love But Roses Did It...@@ Not Every
  127. Tree CAn StAnd Thirst, But CACtus
  128. Did It, Not Every Monkey CAn ReAd
  129. Sms But Hey You Just Did It.....!!! Enjoy
  130. Your DAy, And Dont Forget To SmiLe.....!!!
  131. `
  132. #######################


  133. ThAndi ThAndi HAwA ChALi, MAusAm
  134. HuA SuhAnA WAh WAh ThAndi
  135. ThAndi HAwA ChALi, MAusAm HuA
  136. SuhAnA, Ab BAndAr V Sms PAdhne
  137. LAge, KitnA EduCAted HuA ZAmAnA
  138. `
  139. #######################


  140. Ek BACChA Roz SChooL Se BhAAg KAr
  141. TrAffiC SingAL Pe Bhik MAngne
  142. JAtA ThA, EsA KAr KAr Ke Usne
  143. BAhut PAise KAmAAye, Un PAiso
  144. Se Usne Ek MobiLe LiyA,
  145. TAqdeer Dekho AAj Vo HArAmkhor
  146. Apni Hi Story Khud PAd RAhA HAi...@@
  147. `
  148. #######################


  149. Tu ChAnd MAnge Me ChAnd Dedu,
  150. Tu RAAt MAnge Me RAAt Dedu,
  151. Tu DiL MAnge Me DiL Dedu,
  152. Tu JAAn MAnge...@@...@@ BAs YAAr Bhik
  153. MAngne Ki Bhi Ek Limit Hoti HAi.....!!!
  154. `
  155. #######################


  156. SurAj Se AChA SitArA Koi NAhi,
  157. JAisA HAi RishtA HAmArA Koi
  158. NAhi, ChAAhe SAAri DuniyA Mein
  159. Dhund Lo, Mujh JAisA PyArA
  160. Aur AAp JAisA AwArA Koi NAhi...@@
  161. `
  162. #######################


  163. Phone Ke Riste BAde Ajeeb Hote
  164. HAi, BALAnCe RAkhkAr Bhi Log
  165. Ajeeb Hote HAi, Khud To Msg
  166. KArte NAhi, Muft Ke Msg PAdne
  167. Ke Kitne Soqin Hote HAi...@@...@@
  168. `
  169. #######################


  170. AApki Ik Cheez HAme BAhut
  171. PAsAnd HAi, AAp JAb B Koi
  172. KAm KArte Ho To DiL LAgA
  173. KAr KArte Ho, Kiyon Ki
  174. DimAAg To AApke PAs HAi NAhi...@@
  175. `
  176. #######################


  177. I Found ALLAdin's LAmp, I
  178. Asked Him To InCreAse Ur
  179. BrAin Ten Times More...@@...@@ He
  180. LAughed And ToLd, MuLtipLiCAtion
  181. Does Not AppLy On Zero...@@...@@.....!!!'
  182. `
  183. #######################


  184. BAbA Ji KA MeLA LAgA HAi
  185. HAridwAr Mein...@@ PrAshAd Mein
  186. ReChArge Coupon Diye JAyenge...@@ 
  187. Kisi Aur Ko MAt BAtAnA...@@ Ye
  188. SMS Sirf ChunindA BhikhAriyon
  189. Ko Bheje JA RAhA HAi...@@...@@
  190. `
  191. #######################


  192. If I Ever Go For A BrAin
  193. TrAnspLAnt, I WouLd Like
  194. To Use Ur BrAin...@@...@@ Its Not
  195. BeCAuse U Are A Genius, I
  196. WouLd OnLy Like A BrAin
  197. ThAt HAs Never Been Used.....!!!
  198. `
  199. #######################


  200. Tu ChAnd MAnge Me ChAnd Dedu, 
  201. Tu RAAt MAnge Me RAAt Dedu,
  202. Tu DiL MAnge Me DiL Dedu,
  203. Tu JAAn MAnge BAs YAAr Bhik
  204. MAngne Ki Bhi Ek Limit Hoti HAi...@@...@@

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  207. Hum DuA KArte HAin KhudA Se,
  208. Ki Wo AAp JAisA Dost Aur
  209. NA BAnAye, Ek CArtoon JAisi
  210. Cheez HAi HumAre PAAs, KAhin
  211. Wo Bhi Common NA Ho JAye.....!!!
  212. `
  213. #######################


  214. Wo SubAh KA ALArm Wo PAni
  215. Ki ThAndk Wo ShAmpu Ki BotAL
  216. Wo LiriL Ki TAzgi Wo NAyA
  217. KApdo KA Sukun Tum KyA JAno
  218. Ye To Roz NAhAne WALe Hi JAne.....!!!
  219. `
  220. #######################


  221. DifferenCe Between IgnorAnCe
  222. And SeLf ControL...@@...@@?
  223. When U See Mirror And U Dont
  224. LAugh At UrseLf,
  225. ThAt Is IgnorAnCe...@@...@@
  226. And When I Look At You And I
  227. Dont LAugh,
  228. ThAts CALLed SeLf ControL...@@...@@.....!!!
  229. `
  230. #######################


  231. MehArbAn KAdArdAn Dekhiye
  232. Mere SMS KA KAmAAL GhAnti
  233. BAjAgi, BAndAr AAyegA MobiLe
  234. UthAyegA, SMS PAdhegA
  235. MuskurAegA, Ab Forword KAr
  236. Ke HoshiyAri DekhiyegA...@@.....!!!.....!!!
  237. `
  238. #######################


  239. FizAo Me Tum Ho, GhAtAo Me
  240. Tum Ho, HAwAo Me Tum Ho, BAhAro
  241. Me Tum Ho, Dhoop Me Tum Ho,
  242. ChAoon Me Tum Ho,
  243. Ab Tum Hi BAtAo Mere SAnAm,
  244. KyA Tum Kisi Bhoot Se KAm Ho...@@.....!!!
  245. `
  246. #######################


  247. MehArbAn KAdArdAn Dekhiye
  248. MerA Sms KA KAmAL, GhAnti
  249. BAjegi BAndAr NAChegA,
  250. MobiLe UthAyegA Sms PAdhegA
  251. MuskurAyegA Ab BAndAr RepLy
  252. KArne KA HosiyAri DikhAigA...@@

  253. `
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  255. ChAnd Ko Gurur HAi K
  256. Uske PAss Noor HAi, To
  257. KyA HuA, Mujhe Bhi Gurur
  258. HAi Ke MerA Sms PAdhne
  259. WALA Ek LAngoor HAi...@@
  260. `
  261. #######################


  262. Jb Tum HAsti Ho To LAgtA He
  263. Ki InsAAn PAhLe BAndAr HogA
  264. Dekho GussA MAt HonA Qki Jb
  265. Tum GussA Hoti Ho To LAgtA He
  266. Ki InsAAn AAj V BAndAr He...@@
  267. `
  268. #######################


  269. KhudA Bohot MehrbAn He Ki 
  270. Usne Dosto Ki Koi QeemAt
  271. Nhi RAkhi VrnA Hm Ap Jse
  272. Dost Ki QeemAt Kese AdA
  273. Krte Qki ChAwAnni
  274. AthhAni Ab KAhA ChLti He...@@
  275. `
  276. #######################


  277. ChAnd Ko Gurur HAi K
  278. Uske PAss Noor HAi, To
  279. KyA HuA, Mujhe Bhi Gurur
  280. HAi Ke MerA Sms PAdhne
  281. WALA Ek LAngoor HAi...@@
  282. `
  283. #######################


  284. Apun Dono KA Dosti 1 Dum
  285. JhAkz HonA MAngtA HAi,
  286. JhAkz BoLe To, Apun HirA
  287. To Tu Moti, Apun SAbji To
  288. Tu Roti, Apun PAni To Tu
  289. TAnki, Apun TArzAn To Tu Monkey...@@
  290. `
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  292. If I WAs An Artist,
  293. You WouLd Be My PiCture.....!!!
  294. If I WAs A Poet,
  295. You WouLd Be My InspirAtion.....!!!
  296. If I WAs An Author You WouLd
  297. Be My Story.....!!!
  298. But I'm OnLy A CArtoonist.....!!!

  299. `
  300. #######################


  301. Rose Is LAL, Sky Is NeeLA,
  302. Your BrAin Is Like KhALi PAtiLA,

  303. BurA MAAn Gye Ok

  304. Rose Is Red, WAter Is CooL,
  305. I M SmArt But U R FooL

  306. Lo ThodA Or BurA MAAn Lo...@@...@@
  307. `
  308. #######################


  309. CAn U Guess...@@...@@?
  310. Why Did God CreAte U
  311. Before Me...@@...@@? ThAts...@@...@@ BCoz
  312. He WAnted To CreAte
  313. A SAmpLe Before CreAting
  314. A "MAster-PieCe"
  315. `
  316. #######################


  317. Apki KAhAni Meri JubAni:-
  318. Apke PAs DimAg HAi,
  319. ChALtA NAhi ALAg BAAt HAi...@@
  320. AAp SmArt Ho,
  321. Koi MAntA NAhi ALAg BAAt HAi...@@
  322. AAp ShAreef Ho,
  323. LAgte NAhi ALAg BAAt HAi...@@
  324. KAfi IjjAt He AApki,
  325. Koi KrtA Nhi ALAg BAAt HAi,
  326. Itni BeijAti Ho RAhi He Apki
  327. Fir B Msg PAdh RAhe Ho,
  328. KyA BAAt HAi...@@...@@
  329. `
  330. #######################


  331. Sms KArne MAin KitnA MAzA
  332. AAtA HAi, Lekin DiL GhAbrAtA
  333. HAi Kyunki BALAnCe JAtA HAi,
  334. Lekin AsAL MAzA TAb AAtA
  335. HAi JAb KAnjoos Loogon Se
  336. Sms KA JAwAb AAtA HAi...@@
  337. `
  338. #######################


  339. AAp KyA JAno Hum Apko KitnA
  340. YAAd KArte HAi, HAr PAL
  341. AApki FAryAd KArte HAi, Roz
  342. KhAt Likhte HAi CArtoon
  343. Network Ko, AAp Ko DikhAne
  344. Ki MAng KArte HAi...@@
  345. `
  346. #######################


  347. CongrAtuLAtions Sms NA KArne
  348. PAr AApko MBA Ki Degree Di
  349. JAti HAi, MBA BoLe To
  350. MembAr Of BhikAri
  351. AssoCiAtion HAsso MAt...@@

  352. `
  353. #######################


  354. MerA Nuber ChAnge Ho GAyA HAi
  355. ...@@
  356. ...@@
  357. ...@@
  358. ...@@
  359. ...@@
  360. ...@@
  361. ...@@
  362. ...@@
  363. ...@@
  364. ...@@
  365. AgAr Tujhe Meri PurAni ChApAL
  366. ChAhiye Ho To LejA ShArmA MAt
  367. PAgAL Tu Toh JigAr HAi ApnA
  368. `
  369. #######################


  370. ChALA JA Msg Tu BAn Ke
  371. GuLAb, Hogi SAChhi Dosti
  372. To AAyegA JAwAb, AgAr
  373. NA AAye JAwAb To MAt HonA
  374. UdAAs, SAmjh LenA BArtAn
  375. MAAnj RAhe Honge JAnAb...@@
  376. `
  377. #######################


  378. GAdhA Jo KhAAye Wo GhAAs
  379. Ho Tum, Buddhe KA ChyAwAnprAAsh
  380. Ho Tum, Idiot, Stupid,
  381. BAkwAAs Ho Tum, PAr Jo Bhi Ho.....!!!
  382. YAAr.....!!! Dost JhAkAAs Ho Tum...@@...@@.....!!!.....!!!.....!!!
  383. `
  384. #######################


  385. TAtA NAno CAr
  386. ,,__...@@-"""""^-...@@___
  387. "---@----@---'

  388. Bhej RAhA Hu...@@...@@

  389. Oho.....!!! Chehre Pe SmiLe To
  390. Dekho...@@...@@ Gift NAhi HAi...@@
  391. ServiCeing KAr K WApAs
  392. Kr DenA...@@
  393. `
  394. #######################


  395. RoCking 
  396. 1...@@SAA
  397. 2...@@Re
  398. 3...@@GA
  399. 4...@@MAA
  400. 5...@@PAA
  401. 6...@@DhA
  402. 7...@@Nee
  403. 8...@@SAA
  404. Khud Ko PehChAn Ne K Liye
  405. KripyA 3 Aur 6 Firse DohrAYe...@@
  406. `
  407. #######################


  408. I ChAsed Love
  409. I Found Friendship,
  410. I ChAsed Desires
  411. I Found Hopes,
  412. I ChAsed ReALity
  413. I Found DreAms,
  414. I ChAsed A Monkey And
  415. I Found U...@@

  416. `
  417. #######################


  418. MAusAm ShAbAb KA,
  419. NAshA ShrAb KA,
  420. PArdA JAnAb KA,
  421. Or Rung GuLAb KA,
  422. In SAbse HAseen
  423. In SAbse LAjwAb Dekho
  424. Sms PAdne WALA,
  425. ...@@
  426. ...@@
  427. MendAk TALAb KA...@@
  428. `
  429. #######################


  430. SCientifiC Question For U...@@...@@
  431. How Does BLood ReACh Ur BrAin
  432. SimpLe
  433. DireCtion Of Liquid Is ALwAys
  434. TowArds The Empty SpACe...@@
  435. `
  436. #######################


  437. ('...@@') ('...@@')

  438. .....!!! .....!!! .....!!! .....!!!

  439. Dono Zid KAr RAhe The K
  440. Bhoot DekhnA H...@@
  441. MAine Apke PAss Bhej
  442. DiA HAi ThodA SA DrA
  443. DenA Ye Khush Ho JAyenge...@@...@@
  444. `
  445. #######################


  446. DiL Se Msg KArnewALe
  447. DiLdAr Hote He.....!!!
  448. ShAn Se Msg KArnewALe
  449. ShAndAr Hote He.....!!!
  450. JAAn Se Msg KArnewALe
  451. JAAndAr Hote Hote He.....!!!
  452. KAAm Se Msg KArnewALe
  453. KAAmChor Hote He.....!!!
  454. `
  455. #######################


  456. A CAmeL, Cow & Monkey Are DisCusing
  457. Who Is The Best ???
  458. CAmeL: I CAn CArry HeAvy LoAds.....!!!
  459. Cow: I Give MiLk.....!!!
  460. ...@@
  461. ...@@
  462. ...@@
  463. Monkey:
  464. KuCh To BoL
  465. Teri IzzAt KA SAwAL HAi...@@
  466. `
  467. #######################


  468. PAtte Gir SAkte HAin PeAd
  469. NAhi, SurAj Doob SAktA HAi
  470. AAsmAn NAhi, DhArti Sookh
  471. SAktA HAi DAryAA NAhi, DuniyA
  472. SudhAr SAkti HAi PAr AAp NAhi...@@.....!!!

  473. `
  474. #######################


  475. MobiLe Ek MAndir HAi,
  476. Sim CArd UskA DevAtA,
  477. CALL KArne WALA PujAri,
  478. Sms Bhejne WALA DAni,
  479. PAdhAne WALA BhAkt,
  480. RepLy NA KArne WALA BhikhAri...@@
  481. `
  482. #######################


  483. U Hv Cute Eyes
  484. U Hv Sweet Nose
  485. U Hv SmArt Look
  486. U Hv ShArp BrAin
  487. ??
  488. ??
  489. ??
  490. ??
  491. ??
  492. Ohh Shit .....!!!.....!!!.....!!!.....!!!
  493. Fir Se GALAt Number Pe Send Ho GAyA ...@@
  494. `
  495. #######################


  496. PyArA SA Koi SAndesh
  497. Bhej Do PyAr KA SACChA
  498. Updesh Bhej Do AgAr PyAr
  499. Ko 1 Sms NA Bhej SAko
  500. To SubAh UthkAr Kisi Ko
  501. ApnA MobiLe BeCh Do...@@
  502. `
  503. #######################


  504. A Very Good News For You...@@...@@...@@
  505. VodAfone KA KuttA MArgAyA...@@
  506. So There Is A VACAnCy For
  507. You, For More InformAtion
  508. DiAL 123 & SAy "Bhow Bhow"...@@...@@...@@:-p
  509. `
  510. #######################


  511. U R One Of D Cutest Persons
  512. In This WorLd.....!!!.....!!!
  513. Just A SeCond, Don't
  514. MisunderstAnd Me...@@
  515. Cute MeAns:
  516. CreAting
  517. UseLess
  518. TroubLes
  519. Everywhere...@@...@@
  520. `
  521. #######################


  522. HospitAL AttendenCe:
  523. LAngdA
  524. Present Sir,
  525. KAnA
  526. Present Sir
  527. AndhA Present Sir,
  528. MentAL
  529. MentAL
  530. BetA Sms BAAd Me PAd Liyo,
  531. Teri Absent LAg JAyegi...@@

  532. `
  533. #######################


  534. Dhup Me ChAmAkti ProfiLe HAi,
  535. SAbse ALAg TerA StyLe HAi, KyA AdA HAi KyA SmiLe HAi
  536. NAAk PoChh Ne Ki AkAL NAhi
  537. Aur HAth Me MobiLe HAi...@@...@@...@@...@@
  538. `
  539. #######################


  540. Jis Din KAnjus Ko OskAr
  541. AwArd DiyA JAyegAA,
  542. AApkA NAAm SAbse PAhLe AAyegAA,
  543. BhooL KAr Bhi Sms MAt KArnA,
  544. "WArnAA"
  545. OskAr Kisi Aur Ko MiL JAyegAA...@@
  546. `
  547. #######################


  548. Hiiii Guys Meri BAt Gor Se
  549. SunnA AgAr Koi AApko PAgAL
  550. KAhe To AAp Dukhi MAt HonA
  551. Afsos MAt KArnA RonA B NAi
  552. DArnA B NAi Bus AArAm Se
  553. ChAir PAr BAith KAr SoChnA Ki
  554. SALe Ko PAtA KAise ChALA
  555. `
  556. #######################


  557. Where R U?
  558. U R U Not RepLying?
  559. I M Worried Coz TodAy’s PAper
  560. I ReAd ThAt Due 2 Thunder A Monkey
  561. HAs Been SevereLy Injured...@@
  562. So If U R SAfe,
  563. Sms Me ImmediAteLy...@@
  564. `
  565. #######################