Best munna bhai joke sms 2016




MunnA BhAi: ChAnd Pe PAhlA KAdAm
Kisne RAkhA?
Circiut: BhAi! Niel Armstrom Ne.....#####
MunnA BhAi: Aur DusrA?
Circuit- KyA BhAi? DusrA Bhi Usine
RAkhA HogA NA LAngdA Thodi ThA Wo......#####
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MunnA BhAi: Abey Circuit,
AgAr MAA Ke ChArno Me JAnnt.....#####
Hoti HAi, To NAni Ke ChArno
Me KyA Hoti HAi.
Circuit: Simple HAi BhAi
NAni Ke ChArno Me JAnnAt 2 Hoti HAi......#####
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MunnA BhAi: Abey Circuit AgAr
MAA Ke ChArno Me JAnnt Hoti.....#####
HAi To NAni Ke ChArno Me KyA
Hoti HAi.
Circuit: Simple HAi BhAi NAni
Ke ChArno Me JAnnAt 2 Hoti HAi......#####
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MunnA BhAi

Are Circit Yeh Doctor Log.....#####
OperAtion Se PAhle PAtient
Ko Behosh Kiyon KArte HAi

Circit

BhAi Bole To PAtient
OperAton Sikh JAyegA To.....#####
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MunnA BhAi: Circuit, Apun Ko 1
Nurse Se PyAr Ho GAyA He, Love
Letter Me KyA Likhu???
Circuit: Simple BhAi Likhne KA
"DeAr Sister I Love You,
TumhArA MunnA BhAi......@@@

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Sirkt To MunnA BhAi:
BhAi Ek RikshAw Me Ek TAkli
OurAt BeitrAily He Use English
Me KyA KAhAte H..??

MunnAbhAi: Simply "AutomAticly".....#####
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MunnA BhAi Aur Circuit ShikAr
Per JAte HAi Circuit Ko Ek
Mor DikhtA HAi...
Circuit: BhAi.....mor...mor..''
MunnA BhAi Mor Ko Goli MAr Ke
KehtA HAi: ''No More.....#####
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Professor: AkAl BAdi YA BhAis?
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MunA BhAi: Bole To PAhle
DAte Of Birth BAtA MAmu......#####
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MunnA BhAi: Abey Circuit,
Ye BArish Ke WAqt Bijli
Kyu ChAmkti HAi......#####

Circuit: BhAi Bole, Toh
Upper WAlA Torch MAAr Ke
DekhtA HogA Ki KAhi SukhA
Toh Nhi Reh GAyA........@@@
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MunnA BhAi Ke GhAr LAdki Hue.
Circuit- BhAi Ab To MuhAle Ke,
SAre LAdke Isko Line MArenge......#####
MunnA- Tu FikAr MAt KAr Re,
Apun IskA NAAm Didi RAkhenge......#####
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MunnA BhAi;
AgAr MAA Ko English Me
Mom Khete He To MAA Ki.....#####
BAdi Behen Aur Choti Behen Ko
KyA Bolenge?
Circuit; Simple HAi BhAi.....#####
MAximom & Minimom.
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MunnAbhAi: "Circuit, Ye
GAndhi BApu HAr Note Me.....#####
HAste Kyu Rehte HAi?
Circuit: "Simple HAi BhAi
AgAr Royenge To Note GilA Ho JAyegA NA.....#####
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MunnA BhAi;
AgAr MAA Ko English Me
Mom Khete He To MAA Ki.....#####
BAdi Behen Aur Choti Behen
Ko KyA Bolenge?
Circuit; Simple HAi BhAi.....#####
MAximom & Minimom.
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MunnA BhAi: Ye GAndhi BApu HAr
Note Me HAste Hi Kyu Rehte Hei.....#####
Circuit: Simple HAi BhAi, Royenge
To Note GeeelA Ho JAyengA NA.....#####
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