Collection of funny mobile phone sms 2016


  • TechAr: Student Se LofAr
  • Aur Offer Me KyA AntAr HAi,
  • Student: Agr LAdkA I Love
  • U Bole To LofAr, Aur Agr
  • LAdki Bole To Offer....@@@
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  • DevdAs Ki TArAh JAAn MAt Do
  • YAAro....???....??? PyAr Ko LAAt MAAro
  • YAAro....???....??? Meri BAAt MAAno YAAro,
  • NA ChAndrAmukhi NA PAAro....???....???
  • Roz RAAt Ek Kingfisher MAAro,
  • Aur ChAin Se Zndgi GuzAAro....???....???....@@@
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  • Ek WAqt ThA JAb AApke Msg Aise
  • AAte ThAy, JAise Kisi Ne AAp
  • Ke SAr Pe Pistol RAkhi Hui HAi,
  • Aur AAp Se Sms KArwA RAhA HAi....???....???
  • MAgAr Ab To LAgtA HAi Kisi
  • Ne AAp Ko Goli Hi MAAr Di HAi....@@@
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  • KyA HAlAt Ho GAyi HAi ZAmAne
  • Ki, SAb Ki AAdAt Ho GAyi HAi
  • PAise BAchAne Ki....???....??? Sms To CompAny
  • Ne KAb Ke SAste KAr Diye,
  • PAr FitrAt NAhi BAdli
  • TumhAri ChillAr BAchAne Ki....???....???
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  • RAj In Hotel, MAi YAhA NAhi
  • RAhungA Mere PAise WApAs
  • KAro....???....??? ItnA ChotA Room Mujhe
  • JAnwAr SAmjhA HAi KyA....???....????
  • WAiter: Mere BAAp, Room Me
  • ChAl Ye Lift HAi....???....???....@@@
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  • BetA: PApA Ye Sms Kisi Kehte
  • HAin, Aur Ye Kis Ke KAAm
  • AAtA HAi?
  • PApA: BetA Ye Vip Log Bhejte
  • HAin Aur KAnjoos Logo Ke
  • PAdhne Ke KAAm AAtA HAi....???....@@@


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  • Ek AAdmi God Se: Tune BAchpAn
  • DiyA Cheen LiyA, JAwAni DiyA
  • Cheen Le, PAise Diye WApis Le
  • Liye, Ek Biwi Bhi
  • De HAi LenA Bhul GyA KyA....???....???....????
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  • Dost Ruthe To RAb Ruthe,
  • Fir Ruthe To JAg Chute,
  • Aur Agr Fir Ruthe To....???....???....???
  • UtAAr ChppAl MAAr SAAle Ko
  • JAb TAk Ke ChAppAl NA Toote....@@@
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  • Girlfriend Or Boyfriend Ke
  • Ek He School Me SAth PAdhne
  • Se KyA FAydA HotA HAi....????
  • Socho....???....??? Aur Socho....???....???
  • Ans: AttendAnce 100% HotA HAi....???
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  • PrincipAl: ClAss Ke SAAre BAcche
  • Time Se AA JAAte HAi But Tum
  • Roz LAte AAte Ho Kyu....???....????
  • Student: Sir , Jhund Me To Kutte
  • AAte HAi, SHER
  • To HumesA AkelA He AAtA HAi....???....???....@@@
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  • In ExAm TeAcher SAid: Write Ur
  • Lovers NAme On PAper
  • After 5 Sec All Girls SAid:
  • Finished MAdAm After 1 Hour All
  • Boys SAid: ExtrA Sheet Plzzz
  • Thoko Like Boys K Liye
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  • Pehli NAzAr Mein LAgA Wo
  • Mere HAi, AAnkhe Uske Jheel
  • Se GehAri HAi, PArpose KAr
  • KAr Ke TAhAk GAyA, TAb JAAke
  • JAAnA Ke Woh BehAri HAi....???....???....???....@@@

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  • BetA: MAA Hum DiwAli Ke SAre
  • PAthke Is DukAAn Se Lenge....???....???
  • MAA: BetA Ye DukAAn Nhi
  • Girls Hostel HAi....???....???
  • Boy: PAr PApA To KehtA HAi
  • YAhA Ek Se Ek PAtAkhe HAi....???....???....@@@
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  • Ek KAbutAr Behosh Ho GAyA,
  • Admi Ne Use GhAr Le JA
  • KAr Pinjre Me RAkhA,
  • KAbutAr Ko Hosh AiyA To
  • BolA "AAilA JAil"....@@@ Woh
  • CAr WAlA MAr GAyA KyA??
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  • AAnkhon Me AAnsu AA JAAte
  • HAin, Fir Bhi LAbon Pe HAnsi
  • RAkne PAdhte HAi, Ye HAAl
  • TAb HotA HAi JAb LAmbe SAfAr
  • Me SUSU Rokne PAdhtA HAi....???....@@@
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  • DulhA RomAntic AndAz Me
  • BolA MAy I Kiss U DArling ?
  • ....???
  • DulhAn ShArmAtAe Hue Boli
  • Humne To KAbhi GAiro Ko Bhi
  • MAnAA NAi KiyA,
  • AAp Toh Fir Bhi Apne Ho....???....???
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  • Ek ShAdi Me Ek LAdkA 1 LAdki Ko,
  • BAhut DhyAn Se Dekh RhA ThA....???
  • Girl: Impress HokAr Kyo Dekh
  • Rhe Ho Itni Der Se....???....???
  • Boy: I WAs Thinking AgAr AAp
  • Meri Mummy Hoti To,
  • MAi Bhi KitnA SundAr HotA....???
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  • RAm: AgAr TumhAre PAs 15 Apple
  • HAi, Usme Se 6 AArti Ko 4
  • PriyA Ko Aur 4 TAnu Ko De Do
  • To Tumhe KyA Milenge,
  • ShyAm: 3 New Girl Friend....???....???

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  • HusbAnd: KAl Mere KhAwAb MAin
  • Ek LArki Aye Thi....??? WAh....@@@ KyA
  • LArki Thi....@@@
  • Wife: Akeli Ayee Hogi?
  • HusbAnd: Tum Ko Kese PAtA?
  • Wife: UskA HusbAnd Mere
  • KhAwAb MAin AyA ThA....@@@
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  • Khusi Ke Liye AAnsou KurbAAn,
  • HAnsi Ke Liye Gum KurbAAn,
  • Dost Ke Liye JAAn KurbAAn,
  • Agr Dost Ke Girlfend Mil JAAye,
  • To SAAlA Dosti Bhi KurbAAn....@@@....@@@
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  • Koi New Msg HAi KyA, AgAr H
  • To Us PAr DAbur Honey LAgA K,
  • Din Me Do BAr ChAAto, Kyuki
  • Send To KAroge NAhi....??? KAm
  • Se KAm Thodi SehAt To BAnegi....???
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  • If U Cry On Seeing The
  • Question PAper, It Is
  • An Insult But If TeAcher
  • Cries On Seeing Ur Answer
  • PAper, It Is Ur Achievement....???
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  • A MAn In Hell Asked Devil
  • CAn I MAke A CAll To My
  • Wife....???....???? After MAking CAll
  • He Asked How Much To PAy....???....???
  • Devil, Nothing
  • Hell To Hell Is Free....???....???....@@@
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  • Frnds Are Like PriyA Gold
  • Biscuit, HAq Se MAAngo....???....???
  • Girlfrnds Are Like Pepsi,
  • Ye Dil MAAnge More....???....???
  • Wife Is Like A Medicine,
  • BAs Ek Hi KAAfi HAi....???....???....@@@
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  • Do U Know The MeAning
  • Of Wife....???....????
  • It MeAns Without InformAtion
  • Fighting Everytime....???....???....@@@
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  • ShAAm Hote He Ye Dil UdAAs
  • HotA HAi, Toote KhAwbo Ke
  • SiwA Kuch NA PAAs HotA HAi,
  • TumhAri YAAd Aise WAqt
  • BAhut AAte HAi, JAb BAndAr
  • Koi AAs PAAs HotA HAi....???....???....@@@
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  • Apne Mobile Ko FAcewAsh
  • LAgkAr GArm PAni Se
  • DhokAr Kumkum Aur ChAwAl
  • LAgkAr MAndir MAin ChAdA
  • Do Kyuki Sms To AAp
  • KArte Nhi To PujA KAro....???
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  • Tu Ek BAAr Roothi To MAnAenge
  • Tu DubArA Roothi To Phir
  • MAnAenge Agr Fir Roothi Fir
  • MAnAenge, Agr Tu BAAr BAAr
  • Roothi To KAAn Ke Neeche 2
  • LAgAenge, Aur Tujhse
  • Milne SAb HospitAl AAyenge....???....???....???....???....@@@
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  • Ek AAdmi MedicAl Shop PAr
  • Zeher Lene GyA....???....???....???
  • AAdmi: Ek ZehAr Ki Bottle DenA
  • DukAndAr: BinA PArchi K
  • ZehAr Nhi Mil SktA....???
  • AAdmi Ne ShAdi KA CArd DikhAyA....???....???
  • DukAndAr: BAs Kr PAgle, RulAyegA
  • KyA? BAdi Bottle Du YA Chhoti?
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  • SunA HAi AApki Ek MuskAn
  • Pr Hr Koi MArtA HAi, ZArA
  • Time NikAAl Ke AAyiye To....???
  • Ek ChuhA MArwAnA HAi....??? BAhut
  • Din Se PAreshAn KAr RAkhA HAi....???

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  • Hello Dosto....???....???
  • NiyAm AnusAr KAbhi Bhi LAgAtAr
  • 30 Dino TAk Apni Sim Se Sms
  • Nhi Kroge To Apki Sim Ki SewAien
  • RAdd KAr Di JAyegi....??? Sms KArne
  • WAle GrAhAko K Liye Ye MAnyA NAhi....???
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  • MArne K BAAd HAmAre NAsib
  • Me JAnnAt Ho NA Ho, Ye FizA
  • Ye HAwA Ho NA Ho Are YAr....???....???
  • JindA H TAb TAk To Sms Bejo
  • KyA PAtA HAmAri KAbAr Me
  • Network Ho NA Ho Kucch To Kro?
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  • ('....???') Lo Ji
  • <)'(> Arz
  • _/'/_ KiyA HAi....???
  • DuniA Mein BAhut
  • DArd E TAnhAi HAi
  • \('',)/''WAh
  • \ \ WAh
  • _/ \_ WAh
  • ZAlimo Tum B Msg Kro
  • Meri KyA Muft Ki KAmAi HAi....???
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  • Chuhe KA ChehrA SuhAAnA
  • LAgtA HAi, ChuhiyA KA To
  • Dil DeewAnA LAgtA HAi, PAl
  • BhAr MAin KAise KutArte
  • HAi KApde, Ab To HAr
  • KApdAA PurAnA LAgtA HAi....???....@@@
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  • BhAiyo Sochne Ke BAAt HAi,
  • Agr AAj HumArA Desh AAzAd
  • Nhi HotA To, To Kuch Nhi
  • BhAi Angrez Bhi Yehi Hote
  • Aur, Hum Bhi Kise Goore
  • MAdAm Ke AAshiq Hote....???....???....???....@@@
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  • MAster Jee Bole BAchho Se
  • Koi Ashiqi WAlA Sher SunAoo....???....???
  • Student: KuttA MArtA HAdee Pe
  • BhukAA MArtA Roti Pe....???....???
  • MAster Jee AAp Ke Do LAdkiyA
  • PAr MAin To MArtA Chooti Pe....@@@
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  • Jb Hme Neend AAti H, Or Nindo
  • Me KhwAb AAte H, Tb KwAbo
  • Me AAp, Sirf AAp AAte H,
  • Pr Jb Apke SAth Apke BAAp
  • AAte H, Tb NA To Neend AAti
  • H Or NA Hi KhwAb AAte H....???
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  • A MAn Got A CAll From Unknown
  • Number....???....???
  • Girl: Hi, R U Single ?
  • MAn: Yes, But Who R U ?
  • Ans: Your Wife....???....???
  • AAj GhAr AAnA TAb BAtAoogi....???....???
  • Another CAll From Unknown Number....???....???
  • Girl: R U MArried ?
  • MAn: Yes, But Who R U ?
  • Girl: Your Girlfriend, U CheAt....???....???
  • MAn: sorry BAby, I Thought It
  • WAs My Wife....???....???
  • Ans: wife Hi Hoon Kutte,
  • AAj Tu BAs GhAr AAjA
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  • A CompAny Employee Went To
  • Toilet....??? As Soon As He SAt On
  • The SeAt, On The Front WAll
  • This WAs Written: HAd You Put
  • The SAme Pressure At Work,
  • CompAny's TArgets Would HAve
  • Been Achieved TodAy....???....???
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  • BAnAne WAle Ne Ek Dost
  • Mere Liye BAnAyA, Jise
  • AAp Ke Roop MAin MAine
  • PAAyA, Jo Mere Dil MAin
  • AisA SAmAyA, JAise PorAni
  • HAveli MAin Bhoot KA SAAyA....@@@
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  • Beeti Hui ZindAgi Ke BAs
  • Itni Se KAhAni HAi, Kuch
  • Khud BArbAAd Hue, Kuch
  • WhAtsAAp Aur Kuch FAcebook
  • Ke MehArbAni HAi....???....???....@@@
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  • Aunty SAid To My Mom
  • Meri LAdki BtA Rhi Thi K
  • TmhArA LAdkA RAAt 2-3 Bje
  • Tk FAcebook Use KArtA HAi
  • ....???
  • ....???
  • My Mom Simply SAid, AApki
  • LAdki Ko KAise PtA ? RAAt
  • 2 Bje Use SApne AAte HAi....???....???

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  • Mujhe Sms Pe Sms KAro
  • Aur Jeeto, 10 LAkh Ki
  • CAr KA Photo, 29 Inch Tv
  • KA Box UsA JAnAy WAlAy
  • JAhAz Ko Bye Bye KArne
  • KA MAuqA, Mere SAAth
  • Dinner Wo Bhi AApke GhAr....???....???
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  • Ek GAdhA 2 Feet Ki RAssi
  • Se BndhA HuA ThA, BAtAo
  • Wo 7 Feet Door Pri GhAAs
  • Kese KhAye GA? HAAr MAAn Li ?
  • GAdhAy Ne Bhi MAAn Li Thi....???
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  • JAb Tumhe Dekho MerA Dil
  • StArt Flying, Tumse BAAt
  • KAren Ko I Keep Trying,
  • JAb Tum Door JAo I Feel
  • Like Crying, Are ItnA
  • Tension MAt Le I WAs Lying....@@@
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  • AlwAys Keep Ur Lovers
  • Photo In Ur Purse....???....???
  • Whenever U Are In Big
  • Trouble, See The Photo....???....???
  • U'll Feel No Problem
  • Bigger ThAn ThAt....???....???....@@@
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  • UnderstAnding A Girl Is
  • Like....???....??? DownloAding A 1GB
  • File With 2KBPS Speed....???....???
  • And,
  • When U HAve DownloAded
  • 95%....???....??? U'll Get An Error....???....???....@@@
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  • WhAt Is Difference Between
  • GhAzAl And Lecture....???....????
  • Every Word Spoken By Others
  • Wife Is GhAzAl....???....???
  • And,
  • Every Word Spoken By
  • Own Wife Is Lecture....???....???....@@@

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  • NepAli: SAAb Ye ShAAm Singh KA
  • Mobile KAhA MilegA?
  • ....???
  • SAlesmAn: PAtA NAhi
  • ....???
  • NepAli: SAAb Ji Tv Me Ad To
  • Isi DukAn KA HAi....???
  • ....???
  • SAlesmAn: Abey SAley Ye
  • ShAm Singh NAhi, SAmsung HAi....@@@
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  • My Pillow Is My Best HAir
  • Styler....???....???
  • Every Morning I WAke Up
  • With A New HAirstyle....@@@....@@@....@@@
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  • Yun To HAAm HAin BAl
  • BrAhAmchAri, ZAhA LArki
  • Dekhi AAkh MAri, PAt
  • GAi To HAmAri, WArnA Fir
  • Se BAl BrAmhchAri....???
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  • HusbAnd Apni SAAs Se:
  • Apki Beti Mein To
  • HAzAron KAmiyAn HAin....???
  • SAAs: HAAn BetA,
  • Isi VAjAh Se To Use
  • AchchA LAdkA NAhi MilA....???....???
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  • TeAchAr: BAtAo AisA KAun SA
  • JAgh HAi Jise BAnAtA To HAi
  • AAdmi Leki WAh WAhAn NAhi JAtA
  • RupAm: Sir, LAdis Toilet
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  • AAnkhe Hirni JAisi, ChAAl
  • NAgin JAisi, Morni JAisi
  • GArdAn HAi Teri....@@@ Ye To
  • BAtA TumhAre AndAr
  • InsAno WAli KyA BAAt HAi....???

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