Engineers Sms in Special sms



  • 2 Engineering Ke Students RAAt Ko
  • GAli Me Study KArty HuAy.......??
  • 1st: YAAr Kitny BAjy HAin.......???
  • DosrAy Ne 1 PAthAr UthA KAr
  • SAAmnAy WAlAy GhAr PAr MAArA.......??
  • 1 AurAt Nikli Or Boli:
  • KAmino Ab To So JAo RAAt Ke P0nAy
  • 3 BAj GAye HAin.......??
  • ThAt's The Engineer's Logic.......??.......??.......??:p

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  • Engineering Student KA DArd ;P .......??
  • AAnsu AA JAte HAi AAnkho Me Ronese
  • Pehle, HAr KhAwAb Tut JAtA
  • HAi Sone Se Pehle! KyA HAi
  • Engineering Ye To SAmAjh GAye,
  • KAsh Koi Rok LetA Admission Hone Se
  • Pehle :P =Dd
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  • Prove:1re=1ps

  • Engg- Solution:
  • Lhs=1re
  • =100ps
  • =10ps*10ps
  • =0.......??1rs*0.......??1rs
  • =0.......??01rs
  • =1ps

  • Found Any MistAke.......??.......??
  • ThAt-s Engg!
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  • MAths Question PAper.......??
  • 1.......??prove ThAt 100=6 .......??.......??

  • Students SAid, "Out Of SyllAbus".......??

  • Engg Students Simply StArt Answering.......??
  • Let A=b
  • Then Multiply Both Side By 94 
  • 94A=94b
  • (100-6)A = (100-6)b
  • 100A-6A=100b-6b 
  • 100A-100b = 6A-6b 
  • 100 (A-b) = 6 (A-b) 
  • 100=6
  • JAi Engg!

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  • Rehne Ki YAhAn SAbki AukAt
  • NAhi Hoti, BinA Beer Aur
  • DAAru Ke YAhAn RAAt NAhi
  • Hoti Ye Engineering College
  • HAi Mere Dost YAhAn BinA
  • MAA BAhAn Ke BAt NAhi Hoti.......??
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  • Rehne Ki YAhAn SAbki AukAt
  • NAhi Hoti BinA Beer Aur DAAru
  • Ke YAhAn RAAt NAhi Hoti Ye
  • Engineering College HAi Mere
  • Dost YAhAn BinA MAA BAhAn Ke
  • BAt NAhi Hoti.......??
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  • Nurse To Engineer: BreAthe Deeply
  • In And Slowly ExhAle, Do It 3 Times.......??

  • Engineer: Ok

  • Nurse: WhAt Do U Feel Now.......????

  • Engineer: Ur Body SprAy Is Simply
  • Awesome BAbe.......??
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  • Ek Engineering Ke Student
  • Ne Hostel Se Apne FAther
  • Ko Letter LikhA
  • No Money,
  • No Fun,
  • Your Son.......??
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  • JAwAb AAyA
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  • How SAd,
  • Very BAd,
  • Your DAd.......??
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  • Wo AlmAri Hi KyA Jisme
  • RAck NAhi.......??.......??
  • WAh WAh
  • Wo AlmAri Hi KyA Jisme
  • RAck NAhi.......??.......??
  • WAh WAh
  • Aur Wo Engginering Hi KyA
  • Jisme BAck Nhi.......??.......??!!
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  • When Someone SAys:
  • Nothing CAn Be More
  • ComplicAted ThAn Love 
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  • Just Throw Engineering
  • Books On Their FAce.......??!!

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  • Ek BAr Engineering Ke SAbhi
  • Professores Ko Ek PlAne Mein
  • BithAyA GAyA.......??.......?? Fir Announce
  • KiyA GAyA Ki Ye PlAne Apke
  • Students Ne BnAyA HAi SAb
  • Profesrs UtAr GAye PAr PrincipAl
  • BAithe RAhe Logo Ne PuchA AApko
  • DArr NAhi LgtA?
  • Principle: Muje Apne Studnts
  • PAr PurA BhArosA HAi.......??
  • Ye StArt Hi NAhi HogA!!
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  • Uncle: KyA KAr RAhe Ho BetA AAj
  • KAl.......??.......????
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  • Boy: Ji.......??.......??.......?? Engineering.......??.......??
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  • Uncle: Ohh.......??.......?? Humko LAgA PAdhAi
  • WAdhAi KArte Hoge.......??.......??
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  • SwArg Ke DwAr PAr 3 Log The.......??.......??
  • God: "Sirf Ek Hi AndAr JA SAktA HAi.......??
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  • PehlA: "MAin PujAri Hu,
  • SAri UmAr AApki SevA Ki HAi,
  • SwArg PAr MerA Hi HAq HAi.......??
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  • DusrA: "MAin Ek Desh BhAkt NetA
  • Hu, SAri UmAr Logo Ki SevA Ki HAi.......??
  • SwArg PAr Toh MerA Hi HAq HAi.......??
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  • TeesrA: "MAine Engineering Ki
  • PAdhAi Ki HAi.......??"
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  • God: "Kuch MAt
  • Bol Mere BhAi, RulAeygA KyA?
  • SAAri JAwAni Tu NArAk Me RAhA
  • HAi.......?? SwArg PAr TerA Hi HAq HAi.......??.......??
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  • Engineering Student Sitting With
  • His Girlfriend In RestAurAnt,
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  • Drinking Beer N SAys:- "I Love
  • Youuuu"
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  • Girlfriend:- Is It U Or The Beer
  • TAlking ?
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  • Student:- Its Me, TAlking To My
  • Beer, U Shut Up"
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  • Newton Asked: How To Write
  • Four Between Five?
  • PhArmA Student: Nice Joke
  • MBA Student SAid: Not Possible
  • Engineering Student: F(IV)E.......??.......??
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  • Engineering Student KA DArd.......??
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  • Wo Ye Bol KAr Hume Chor GAyi
  • Dosto.......??
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  • TumhAre To ExAms Hi
  • KhAtm Ni Hote, Tum PyAr KyA
  • Kroge 

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  • WhAt Is Engineering??
  • 1st YeAr: Alpenlibe-
  • Ji LAlchAye RAhA
  • NA JAye ;)
  • 2nd YeAr: Mentos-
  • DimAg Ki BAti
  • JAlA De
  • 3rd YeAr: Polo-
  • SAbki HAwA NikAl De
  • Xd
  • 4th YeAr: Chloromint-
  • DobA RA MAt PuchnA X| Xp
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  • Engineer Doctor Ke
  • PAss GAyA Or BolA GhAr
  • JAAne Ki KyA Fees HAi.......??
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  • Doctor - 300 Rupees.......??.......??
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  • Engg.......??- ChAle Dr.......?? SAhAb ?
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  • Dr.......?? Ne Bike NikAli
  • Engg.......?? And Dr.......?? GhAr PAhuch Gye
  • Dr.......?? BolA MAreez KAhA HAi.......??.......?? .......??
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  • Engg.......??- MAreez Koi NAi HAi PAgAl,
  • TAxi WAlA 500 MAAng RAhA ThA Aur
  • Tu 300 MAi Le AAyA :P:p
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  • 1 Engineer,1 MbA Student
  • Or 1 McA
  • KAsti Me JA RAhe The.......??
  • 1 Jin AAyA Or BolA
  • "SAmndAr Me Koi Chiz Phenko Agr
  • Mene Dhund Li To Me Tumhe MAr
  • DungA
  • Or NA Dhund PAyA To Me TumhArA
  • GulAm"
  • MbA Ne Needle Phenki
  • Jin Ne Dhund Li Or Use MAr DiA.......??
  • McA Student Ne Memory CArd
  • PhenkA.......??
  • Jin Ne Dhund LiA Or Use Bhi MAr
  • DiA.......??
  • Engg.......?? Student Ne Disprine Ki Goli
  • Phenki.......??
  • Wo PAni Me Ghul Gyi.......??
  • Studnt BolA:
  • ChAl BetA GhAr ChAl.......??
  • BAhut Assignment PAdehAi.......??:-)
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  • PApA - KAl RAAt Ko Tumne
  • Kitne Der TAk PAdhAi Ki??
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  • BetA - 3 BAje TAk.......??.......??
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  • PApA - Lekin Light To 1 BAje
  • ChAli GAyi Thi Or SubAh
  • 6 BAje AAyi.......??.......??.......??
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  • BetA - MAin KitAbon Mein ItnA Ghus
  • GAyA ThA Ki Light KA Kuch PAtA Hi
  • NAhi ChAlA.......??.......??
  • Ye PAkkA Engineer BnegA :-D:-d
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  • A NAughty Engineer:
  • Hello Dominos.......??.......????
  • Yes Sir,
  • .......??.......??.......??How MAy I Help U.......??.......??.......???
  • Engineer: BhAi PizzA GhAr
  • Pe KAise BAnAu????
  • BAtAiyo JArA.......??.......??.......??
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