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  • People Will Like Ur Problems
  • 'N Comment
  • But No One GonnA Solve Them.........@@@
  • BecAuse
  • Everybody Seems So Busy
  • In UpdAting Their Own StAtus.........@@@:-d
  • FAcebook And Life.........@@@.........@@@.........@@@
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  • Technology ImpAct
  • A DAd's EmAil,
  • Hi Son, How Are U
  • Your Mom & I Am Fine
  • V Miss U Alot.........@@@
  • So PleAse Turn Off Your
  • FAcebook &
  • Come DownstAirs 4 BreAkfAst.........@@@
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  • For Girls.........@@@.........@@@.........@@@.........@@@.........@@@ .....@@@!!
  • To Avoid So MAny
  • Friend Requests.........@@@.........@@@.........@@@
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  • Kindly Put Ur OriginAl
  • ImAges On Ur
  • FAcebook Profiles ;)
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  • FAct:
  • How Do Girls StArt A
  • ConversAtion With EAch Other OnfAcebook...??
  • Girl 1 : Hey Cutie Mutie Mooh...?? :*:P
  • Girl 2 : Hiiieeee.........@@@.........@@@ My DArlzzz.........@@@.........@@@
  • Chupie Mumiee Loohh.........@@@.........@@@ :D :=) :P...??:*
  • &
  • How Do Boys StArt A
  • ConversAtion With EAch Other On
  • FAcebook ...??
  • Boy 1 : Aur Chu#%ye.........@@@.........@@@.........@@@.........@@@
  • Boy 2 : HAAn Bc.........@@@.........@@@ !!Bol


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  • Girl StAtus In Fb
  • (Hi)= 56 Like + 520 Coment
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  • Nd Boy StAtus In Fb
  • (Hi Frds Hw R U )==
  • 2 Like + 1 Coment
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  • WhAt Is The SimilArity Between

  • FAcebook And Fridge ...??...??

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  • PAtA HotA HAi Ki Kuch
  • Bhi NAhi HAi,
  • Phir Bhi Din Me 10 BAr
  • Khol K Dekhte HAi.........@@@
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  • FAcebook Should ChAnge
  • The StAtus Question From
  • "WhAt's On Your Mind...??"
  • To "WhAt's Your Problem TodAy...??" :P
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  • Modern DhAmki
  • TeAcher:- BetA TumhArA Test KA
  • Result AA GyA He
  • KAl Apne PArents Ko
  • School LekAr AA Rhe Ho YA 
  • FAcebook Pe TAg KAr Ke SAb Ko DikhA Du.........@@@.........@@@.........@@@...??...??...??
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  • Dilse Posted In SpeciAl SMSAdded 3 yeArs Ago
  • BAAp- BetA Chhod De Ye
  • FAcebook,
  • Ye FAcbook Tuje Roti
  • NAhi Dene WAli.........@@@
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  • KAminA BetA- HAA PApA
  • Ye FAcebook Muje Roti
  • NAhi DenewAli
  • PAr Roti BAnAne WAli DegA.........@@@
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  • Effect Of FAcebook.........@@@.........@@@.........@@@

  • TeAcher - BAtAo PArle-G PAr
  • Jo Green Dot BAnA HotA HAi
  • UskA KyA MAtlAb HotA HAi...??
  • Student - Sir IskA MAtlAb HAi
  • Ki PArle SAhAb Abhi Online HAin.........@@@

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  • "AgAr Wo JAAn Bhi MAAng
  • LetA Tou HAns K De Deti

  • Lekin

  • KAmeene Ne FAcebook
  • KA PAssword MAAng LiA 
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  • Girl: I CAn Do Anything 4 U...??
  • Boy: Will You Die For Me...??
  • Girl: Yes.........@@@
  • Boy: Will You Delete Ur
  • FAcebook Account 4 Me...??
  • Girl: Go Home Bro,
  • Ur Mother Might Be
  • Getting Worried.........@@@
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  • Why Is FAcebook Such A Hit...??
  • Bcoz It Works On The
  • Principle ThAt,
  • "People Are More Interested
  • In Others' Life RAther
  • ThAn Their Own".........@@@
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  • DAd writes on son's FAcebook wAll:
  • DeAr Son, How Are you...??
  • All is fine here.........@@@
  • We miss you A lot.........@@@
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  • PleAse!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER
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  • An UnmArried MAn Wrote His
  • StAtus On FAcebook As:
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  • "WAnted Wife "
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  • .........@@@2 Girls Liked It.........@@@.........@@@.........@@@
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  • And 140 Men Commented.........@@@.........@@@
  • "Meri LejA" :D
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  • A Boy To Girl: KAb Milogi
  • Aur KAhA Dogi...??
  • Girl: KAhA Aur KyA Loge ...??
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  • Boy: FAcebook PAr Aur
  • Physics And Chemistry K Notes.........@@@

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  • Modern Style Wedding

  • PujAri: Do U Both Agree
  • To ChAnge Your
  • FAcebook StAtus To MArried...??
  • Couple: Yes, We Do
  • PujAri: VivAh SAmmpAn
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  • Height Of Addiction:
  • In A College Form,
  • When Asked About
  • "PermAnent Address",
  • A Student Wrote
  • FAcebook.........@@@
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  • Police- MAm Ur Husbnd HAd N Accident,
  • Plz Come To Identify Body Now.........@@@
  • Wife- I M Buzy Now,
  • U TAke Photo N TAg Me On FAcebook,
  • If Its He , I Will Click Like
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  • Girl`s StAtus On FAcebook:
  • `Feeling SAd!` 17021 Comments.........@@@
  • Boy`s StAtus: 'Going To Commit Suicide!'
  • 2 Likes And 1 Comment -
  • Think About It Dude.........@@@.........@@@.........@@@.........@@@
  • Drop The PlAn, If You CAn!

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  • Girl: Why Is My NAme Is AlwAys On
  • Ur FAcebook
  • StAtus.........@@@.........@@@.........@@@
  • In Every 2 Minutes.........@@@...??
  • Boy: FAcebook Keeps Asking Me,
  • WhAt's On My Mind.........@@@...??
  • And Honestly, It's AlwAys You.........@@@.........@@@
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  • Why Is FAcebook So Successful.........@@@.........@@@...??
  • Bcoz
  • It Works On The Principles.........@@@.........@@@
  • ThAt People Are More Interested
  • In Others, ThAn Their Own.........@@@.........@@@!
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  • FAcebook Me ApnA MuqAAm
  • Kuch Is TArAh Se BAnAo Ki.........@@@.........@@@.........@@@
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  • AgAr MArr Bhi JAAo To Log Ye
  • Bole.........@@@.........@@@.........@@@
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  • BAndA AsAl ZindAgi Me To
  • KAbhi MiltA NAhi ThA,
  • .........@@@
  • PAr FAcebook PAr RegulAr
  • UpdAte KArtA ThA.........@@@.........@@@.........@@@
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  • Height Of FAcebook UpdAte:p
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  • A MAn Wrote.........@@@.........@@@.........@@@
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  • SuhAAg RAAt HAi GhunghAt
  • UthA RhA Hu MAi
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  • After Few Minutes
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  • 75 Likes And 1 Comment
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  • BhAi, UpdAte Krte RehenA
  • Hum Online Hi HAi:p
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  • DAd : Son, I HAve A FAcebook
  • Account Now.........@@@.........@@@
  • Accept My Friend Request

  • Son: You're On FAcebook Now...??
  • WTF.....@@@!

  • DAd: WhAt Does WTF MeAn...??

  • Son: Ohhh.........@@@.........@@@ It MeAns, Welcome
  • To FAcebook, DAd.........@@@
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  • Free Advice For Boys
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  • LAdki Ki Pic PAr KAbhi MAt
  • Comment KArnAA.........@@@.........@@@ WArnA 3 MAhine
  • TAk NotificAtion AAyenge.........@@@.........@@@! !

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  • FAcebook Love Story:-)
  • .........@@@
  • Add As Friend:)
  • Approve
  • Writt Something On WAll
  • Intro
  • EverydAy ChAtting
  • Ask Number Phone
  • Texting
  • CAlling
  • Meeting
  • Express Love
  • Couple
  • MAke RelAtionship StAtus
  • HAngout
  • MisunderstAnding
  • Fight
  • BreAk Up
  • Unfriend
  • Block :( The End.........@@@.........@@@.........@@@.........@@@.........@@@.........@@@.........@@@.........@@@
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  • 1 Din FAcebook Pe Apni 1
  • ClAssmAte Se ChAtting Kr RhA ThA
  • BAAt KArte KArte Usne PoochA
  • 'ChuttiyA HAi ...??'
  • MAine KhA 'ChAl SAAli Tu Hogi'
  • Wo Boli MAine PoochA HolidAys
  • KAbse HAin ...?? I WAs Trolled
  • KAsAm Se Uss Din Ke BAAd AAj
  • TAk Us Se Hi Hello Ke AAge
  • BAAt NAhi Ki Kr PAyA !
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  • Yeh Sunke Mere HAth Se Gol
  • GAppA Hi Gir GAyA.........@@@.........@@@ JAb
  • Gol GAppe WAle Ne KAhA Plees
  • HAmAre FAcebook WAle PAge
  • Ko Like KAr DenA.........@@@.........@@@.........@@@.........@@@...??
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  • Height Of SociAl Networking:
  • TeAcher: Where Is Your Homework...??
  • Student: I UploAded It On
  • FAcebook And I TAgged You.........@@@ .........@@@ .........@@@ ;)
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  • FAcebook- The PlAce Where
  • People Announce Their Problem
  • With World But Not With The
  • Person They HAve A Problem With.........@@@
  • StrAnge But True.........@@@.........@@@ :)
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  • Girl’s StAtus On FAcebook:
  • "Feeling SAd"
  • 81 Comments
  • Guy’s StAtus:
  • "Goin To Suicide"
  • 2 Likes And 1 Comment Which ReAds
  • "Dude Who’s GonnA Use Ur Bike Now...??"

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  • FAcebook Fever:
  • Once A Guy UpdAted His StAtus
  • "I M GonnA Sleep In GArden
  • Tonight"
  • .........@@@
  • .........@@@
  • After Sometime
  • 170 Mosquitoes Liked His
  • StAtus.........@@@
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  • A Boys PAinful Letter To FAcebook.........@@@.........@@@.........@@@
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  • DeAr FAcebook, Plz Stop Suggesting
  • Me Such BeAutiful Girls,
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  • It ReAlly Hurts When I CAn't Add Them.........@@@.........@@@ :((

  • Sincerely, Blocked User :P :))
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  • Height Of Addiction:
  • Just B4 A Prisoner WAs
  • ReAdy 2b HAnged 2 DeAth
  • D Officer Askd Him Abt
  • His LAst Wish!
  • He SAid: I WAnt 2 UpdAte
  • My FAcebook StAtus As Died.........@@@
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  • School:
  • A PlAce Where
  • PApA PAys & Son PlAys :-
  • D
  • .........@@@.........@@@.........@@@
  • Life InsurAnce:
  • A ContrAct ThAt Keeps
  • You Poor All Your Life So
  • ThAt You CAn Die
  • Rich;-)
  • .........@@@
  • MArriAge:
  • Its An Agreement In
  • Which A MAn Looses His
  • BAchelors Degree And A
  • Women GAins Her
  • MAsters;-)
  • .........@@@
  • DictionAry:
  • A PlAce Where Success
  • Comes Before Work :-)
  • .........@@@
  • Smile:
  • A Curve DAt CAn Set A
  • Lot Of Thngs StrAight :-)
  • .........@@@
  • Doctor:
  • A Person Who Kills Ur Ills
  • By Pills, N Kills U By
  • Bills
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  • 90% Girls In FAceb0ok SAy They
  • Are
  • In RelAti0nship.........@@@
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  • 90% B0ys In FAcebo0k SAy They
  • Are
  • Single.........@@@.........@@@.........@@@
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  • Then Who R LiArs.........@@@.........@@@.........@@@.........@@@
  • Boys Or Girls...??...??...??
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  • I Thinks ThAt FAcebook
  • Should ChAnge The
  • StAtus Question From
  • WhAt's On Your Mind...??
  • To.........@@@
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  • WhAts Your Problem TodAy...??

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  • Kisko Kisko Setting Krni HAi ...??...??...??
  • Toh
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  • FAcebook Profile Ke Right Corner
  • Pe Setting KA Option HAi
  • Jitni MArji Ho Kr Lo :P
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  • Ek Rich LAdki Ne SignAl Pr
  • Khde BhikAri Se KAhA
  • Arey MAine Apko KAhi DekhA H
  • BhikAri BolA MemsAAb We
  • Are Friends On FAcebook.........@@@
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  • Tere StAtus Ki Wo NAmkeen
  • BAAten, Tere Sms Se Wo
  • MulAAkAten, NAhi BhulungA Me,
  • JAb TAk HAi FAcebook
  • JAb TAk HAi FAcebooke
  • Wo TerA Like KArke Cmnt NA KrnA,
  • Wo TerA Sms KA Rply NA KrnA,
  • NAhi BhulungA Me,
  • JAb TAk HAi FAcebook
  • JAb TAk HAi FAcebook
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  • Boy N Girl On Fb
  • Girl: U Never Smile NA...??...??
  • Boy: Hw CAn U SAy Dis...??...??
  • .........@@@.........@@@.........@@@
  • Girl: Ur Smiling Pics R Mising Here
  • Boy: Ok Then Do U BAth DAily...??...??
  • Girl: YA Ofcorse.........@@@.........@@@y U Asking...??...??
  • Boy: No, I Hvnt Seen .........@@@Any Pic.........@@@
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  • FAcebook PAper
  • Q1 .........@@@ Define Add As Friend ...??
  • Q2 .........@@@ WhAt Does StAtus MeAns ...??
  • Q3 .........@@@ WhAt Do U MeAn By Poke ...??
  • Q4 .........@@@ Give Two ReAsons For Liking The Girls Comments ...??
  • Q5 .........@@@ WhAt Is Pic TAg ...??
  • Q6 .........@@@ WhAt Is Inbox Msg ...??
  • Q7 .........@@@ Give DetAils Of Info ...??
  • Q8 .........@@@ DrAw A Profile Pic ...??
  • Q9 .........@@@ WhAt Is PAge ...?? And Why We Prmote It .........@@@ GivereAsons ...??
  • Q10 .........@@@ Define Comments On Post ...??
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  • KismAt AzmA ChukA Hon.........@@@.........@@@
  • NAseeb AzmA RAhA Hon ;(
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  • Ek LAdki PAtAne Ke KhAtir
  • FAcebook KA PAge ChAlA RAhA Hon.........@@@

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  • "Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe Dil
  • Mein Lock KAr DiyA.........@@@.........@@@!
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  • AAj Ussi Ne FAcebook
  • Pe Block KAr DiyA.........@@@.........@@@.....@@@
  • HA.........@@@HA.........@@@HA.........@@@.........@@@.........@@@ :D :P ;)
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  • Girl: Why My NAme Is AlwAys
  • On Your FAcebook StAtus In
  • Every 2 Minutes...??
  • Boy: FAcebook Keeps Asking
  • Me WhAt's On My Mind ...??
  • And Honestly, It's AlwAys You.........@@@
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  • PApA: BetA FAcebook Ke
  • BAher Bhi Ek DuniyA HAi.........@@@ .........@@@!
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  • BetA: O ReAlly PApA...??...??...??
  • JArA Link To Send KArnA UskA
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  • FAcebook
  • Is Now Like Home,
  • If You Don't Come BAck In
  • 24 Hrs
  • It MeAns
  • .........@@@.........@@@.........@@@You Are Either Lost, DeAd,
  • Sick 0r HAd An Accident .........@@@.........@@@.........@@@ :D :P
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  • A MAn Joind FAcebook
  • His Son Wrote On
  • His WAll
  • "W T F DAd"
  • MAn Rplied:
  • Wht8 D Hell,
  • U’ve No Respect 4 Me ...??
  • Kid Rplied:
  • DAd Chill It MeAns
  • "Welcome To FAcebook" 
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  • Height Of Shock:

  • MAlkin:
  • KyA HuwA Tum 3 Din KAAm Pe NAi Ayi...??...??...??

  • KAmwAli:
  • MemsAb MAiney To FAcebook Pe
  • StAtus UpdAte KAr DiyA ThA,.........@@@.........@@@
  • Ke MAin GAon JA RAhi Hoon.........@@@ .........@@@ .........@@@
  • Apke PAti Ne Comment Bhi KiyA,

  • "HAve A SAfe Trip.........@@@.........@@@
  • Come Soon Honey.........@@@.........@@@

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  • Attitude Of Young GenerAtion
  • They Luve “FAcebook”
  • But
  • They HAte To
  • "FAce" The "Book"-:)
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  • Son 2 His Mom:
  • Mom You Know NA,
  • I Love You A Lot.........@@@

  • But Sorry Mom,
  • I CAn't Accept Your
  • Friend Request On FAcebook
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  • FAcebook Keeps Suggesting Me:
  • Friends You MAy Know
  • But When I Try Adding Someone,
  • It SAys,
  • Do You Know Him...??
  • Isn't It Height Of Non-sense
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  • StAtus UploAded On Fb
  • By A HeArt Broken Boy :(
  • DAbby Me DAbbA , DAbby Me CAke.........@@@.........@@@
  • Ek Or Add Hui Woh Bhi FAke.........@@@
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  • Boy:
  • Will You MArry Me...??
  • Girl:
  • Yes!
  • (Boy StArts Running)
  • Girl:
  • Hey Where Are You Going...??
  • Boy:
  • I'm Going To UpdAte
  • My RelAtionship StAtus On FAcebook =P.........@@@
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  • Girls StAtus On Fb-> :(
  • Comments:
  • 1.........@@@ HAww! KyA HuA...??
  • 2.........@@@ Hey,evrything Ok...?? Shud I CAll...??
  • 3.........@@@ Hey, Dont B SAd.........@@@tell Me Wot HAppened...??
  • 4.........@@@ Evrythngs GonnA Be Ok BAby, Chill.........@@@

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  • Boys StAtus On Fb-> :(
  • Comments:
  • 1.........@@@ RotA Hi RAhio ZindAgi BhAr Kutte
  • 2.........@@@ KyA HuA KAmine
  • 3.........@@@ SAlA Dukhi AAtmA.........@@@
  • 4.........@@@ ZindAgi BArbAAd HAi Teri SAAle.........@@@

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  • I WAnt To MAke A
  • FAcebook Account
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  • And The NAme Will Be
  • Nobody
  • So When I See Stupid
  • ScrAp People Post,
  • I CAn Like It.........@@@.........@@@.........@@@
  • And It Will SAy
  • Nobody Likes This.........@@@.........@@@.........@@@.........@@@ =P
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  • SimilArity Between
  • FAcebook 'N JAil :P

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  • In B0th CAses Y0u Sit
  • 'N WAste Time N' Write 0n WAlls
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  • Fighting Styles :
  • 1980's:
  • Meet Me At The Ground And I'll Show U !!
  • 1990's:
  • DAre To Come At My PlAce.........@@@.........@@@
  • Then U'll Know Who I Am !!
  • 2000's:
  • Phone Pe Sher MAt BAn
  • SAAmne AA To DekhtA Hoon !!
  • 2012's:
  • Tu FAcebook Pe Mil SAAle.........@@@.........@@@.........@@@!
  • Teri WAll Pe Aise Comment MAArungA
  • K Account Hi Delete KAr DegA.........@@@
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  • Girl's StAtus On Fb:

  • "I M SAd:("
  • (172 Comments)
  • Boy's StAtus:
  • "I M Goin To Commit Sucide 
  • (2 Likes, N 1 Comment:
  • Dekh Le YAr, Ho SkAy To NA Kr!)
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  • A Boy's FAcebook StAtus
  • During ClAss:
  • I Am Online
  • From ClAss.........@@@.........@@@.........@@@.........@@@
  • Comment From His TeAcher:

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  • BetA Test Me 0 MilA HAi
  • AA K DekhegA YA TAg KArun.........@@@.........@@@...??...??
  • I Like SMS - Like: 76 - SMS Length: 157 - ShAre
  • TAgs: FAcebook SMS
  • Dilse Posted In SpeciAl SMSAdded 3 yeArs Ago
  • Once A Guy UpdAted His StAtus
  • "I M GonnA Sleep On
  • TerrAce Tonight"

  • .........@@@

  • After Sometime

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  • 17 Mosquitoes Likes DA StAtus!

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  • Modern Definition 0f
  • " Best Friend "
  • A Person Who HAs Most
  • Numbers 0f
  • 'Likes' n 'Comments'
  • 0n Your Posts 0n
  • " F A c e b o o k " .........@@@.........@@@.........@@@
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  • Height Of Addiction:

  • Just Before HAnging,
  • Judge Asked The Prisoner:
  • "Any LAst Wish...??"
  • Prisoner:
  • Yes.........@@@.........@@@
  • I WAnt To UpdAte My
  • FAcebook StAtus As "DeAd"
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