Funny CID jokes


Fedrick Bola Sir
Ladki Badi Rangeen Hai


Gaur Farmaaiye,
Fedrick Bola Sir
Ladki Badi Rangeen Ha





Acp Pradhuman Bola





Fedrick, Ladki To Rangeen
Hai Par Maamla Bada Sangeen Hai

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Once Rajnikant Teaches A
Kid How To Open The Door
Without Ringing The Bell ?
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Now That Kid Is Known
As C.i.d Inspector Daya

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Nail Paint Lagaya
Jata Hai Nail Main,
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Wah-wah..
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Nail Paint Lagaya
Jata Hai Nail Main,
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Acp- Ab Tum Zindagi Bhar
Sadte Rehna Jail Main.:-d

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Pakau shayaari tym !!!!
Disco:- Bar mein kyu hai
Dhamaal...??
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Disco:- Bar mein kyu
hai Dhamaal.....?
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A.C.P bola: Daya , surakshit kaale
mere baal , Vasmol ne kiya
kamaal...:P=D :D =D

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Aaj Kal Bacho Ne Padna Chod Diya..
Gor Frmaiye..
Aaj Kal Bacho Ne Padna Chod Diya...
Acp Tha Toilet Me Or
Daya Ne Darwaja Tod Diya...

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Jindagi Me Aage Badne Se Yun Na Daro,
Wah
Wah
Jindagi Me Aage Badne Se Yun Na Daro.
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Daya Jaldi Se Us Gaadi Ka Picha Karo.

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Don't Loose Hope If You Aren't
Getting Promotion In Office.
Remember, Pradyumann Is Still
An Acp And Daya Is Still An
Inspector! And That Too,
Even After 17 Years Of Service!

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Abhijeet Bola Daya Yeh Ladki
Badi Rangeen Hai Gaur Farmaaiye,
Abhijeet Bola Daya Ladki Badi
Rangeen Ha Daya Bola Abhijeet,
Ladki Toh Rangeen Hai
Par Maamla Bada Sangeen Hai

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Good Morning Ke Baad Afternoon
Hua Hai, Good Morning Ke
Baad Afternoon Hua Hai,
Daya Ye Sadharan Maut
Nahi Iska Khoon Hua Hai.

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Cid Returns Raat K Pehlu
Me Chand Sitare Chaye He
Raat K Pehlu Me Chand
Sitare Chaye He Madam Darwaja
Kholiye Hum Cid Se Aye Hai.

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Ar Se Pehle Me Umeed Kyo
Chhodu Haar Se Pehle Me
Umeed Kyo Chhodu Daya Says
Salary Sabko Milti He
Darwaza Main Hi Kyo Todu??

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Raat Ke Pehlu Me Chand Sittare
Chaye He
Wah Wah
Raat Ke Pehlu Me Chand Sittare
Chaye He
Madam Darwaja Kholiye Hum
Cid Se Aaye He


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Disco Baar Me Kyu Hai
Dhamaal ? Disco Baar Me
Kyu Hai Dhamaal ?
A.c.p Bola Daya Surakshit
Kaale Mere Baal Vasmol
Ne Kiya Kamaal.

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A For Apple B For Banana,
A For Apple B For Banana
A.c.p. Ne Kaha Daya Goli
Mat Chalana.......

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Raat Ke Pehlu Me Chand Sittare
Chaye He*
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Wah Wah
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Raat Ke Pehlu Me Chand Sittare
Chaye He*
-
Madam Darwaja Kholiye Hum
Cid Sse Aaye He

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Why All Hates Cid?
Jus Check It.
Lady: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
Daya: Kya ?? Rahul Tumhara Bhai
Tha ??
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Lady: Haan, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
Abhijeet: Rahul Sach Me Tumhara
Bhai Tha ??
Lady: Ha Sir...wo Mera Bhai Tha
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Acp: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum
Rahul Ki Behen Ho ....:P

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Cid Ne Sony Se Naata
Jod Liya... Cid Ne
Sony Se Naata Jod Liya...
Jis Room Me Mana Raha
Tha Abhijeet Suhagraat,
Daya Ne Uska Darwaja
Bhi Tod Diya!!!

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Lady: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
Daya: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?
Lady: Haan, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
Abhijeet: Rahul Sach Me Tumhara
Bhai Tha???
Lady: Ha Sir...wo Mera Bhai Tha
Acp: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum Rahul
Ki Behen Ho .... :P

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Tumhari Biwi Ki Bahen
Tumhari Sali He


Wah Wa

Tumhari Biwi Ki
Bahen Tumhari Sali He

Wah Wa


Acp Says: Daya Ye Pistol


To Khali Hai.

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Swimming Pool Mein
Paani Bohot Gehra Hai



Daya Says- "Sir Lagta
Hai Yeh Aadmi Iss Hotel Mein

Kisi Dusre Naam Se Thehra Hai."

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Cricket Ke Saare
Ball Catch Hue...


Cricket Ke Saare
Ball Catch Hue...



Fredricks Kya
Fingerprints Match Hue?

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Kutte, Kamine..
Mai Tujhe Nahi Chodunga

Wah Wah! Wah Wah

Kutte Kamine
Mai Tujhe Nahi Chodunga


Daya Bola Sir Ye Mahine
Pagar Kam Mili,
Mai Darwaza Nahi Todunga..

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Letest For Cid Fans,
A For Apple
B For Banana Wah Wah!
A For Apple
B For Banana 
Kuch Bhi Ho Jaye
Daya Goli Mat Chalana.

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Kaun Hai Wo Aadmi
Jisne Yeh Harkat Ki.....
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Kaun Hai Wo Aadmi
Jisne Yeh Harkat Ki.....
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Daya Pata Lagao Ki Yeh
Bandook Ki Goliyan Kisne Khatam Ki.....

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Na Bandook Se Maaro,
Na Bomb Se Maaro....

Waah... Waah...


Na Bandook Se Maaro,
Na Bomb Se Maaro....

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Daya, Is Ghar Ka
Chappa Chappa Chaan Maro....

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