Funny Jokes & Chutkule 2016



  • Papu Apne Papa Se Mujhe Shaadi
  • Karni Hai
  • Papa: Beta Kise Ke Sath.......????
  • Papu: Daadi Ke Sath..........##
  • Papa: Kamine Wo Mere Maa Hai.......???.........##
  • Papu: To Aap Ne Mere
  • Maa Ke Sath Kyu Ke.......???.........##.........##
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  • Kyu Har Bar Musam Ki Tarah
  • Badal Jate Ho, Har Naye Din
  • Dil Hamara Dukhate Ho, Ye
  • Bat Sunkar Hamari Ruh Tak
  • Kap Gaye, Ki Tum Ab Bartan
  • Dhone Wale Sabun Se Nahate Ho.
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  • Yaron Ki Yari Pe Shak Nahi
  • Karte Jab Don Sms Karte Hai
  • To Bak Bak Nahi Karte Pareshan
  • Krte Ho Jab Don Busy Ho Ab
  • Don Free Hai To Sms Nahi Karte.
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  • Tab Bahut Taklif Hoti Hai Jab
  • Mam Bolti Hai Tera Aur Tere
  • Aage Wale Answer Same Hai
  • To Dil Se Awaj Ati Hai Toh Sala
  • Sawal B To Same Hi Tha Na.
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  • Aap Hamare Dil Me Khuch Is
  • Tarah Sama Gaye Ho, Aap Hamari
  • Zindagi Me Kuch Is Tarah
  • Aagye Ho, Jaise Hare Bhare Khet
  • Me Kuch Sand Ghus Gaye Ho.
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  • Meri Baat Gor Se Sunna, Agr
  • Koi Apko Pagal Kahe To Dukhi
  • Mt Hona, Afsos B Mt Krna Or
  • Rona B Mt, Bs Aram Se Chair
  • Pr Baith Kr Sochna Ki.......???
  • Sale Ko Pata Kaise Chala.

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  • Girl: Dua Karo Main Fail Ho Jaon.......???
  • Friend: Kyun?
  • Girl: Abbu Ne Kaha Hai Ke.......???
  • 1st Aayi To Laptop.......???
  • 2nd Aayi To Mobile Aur Fail Ho
  • Gayi To Shadi Karva Doon Ga.........##.........##
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  • Ek Cute Se Bachhe Ko Dekh Kar,
  • Ek Ladki Ne Us Ke Gaal Par,
  • Kiss Kar Diya,
  • Ladki: I Am Sorry ,
  • Aap Ke Gaal Pe Lipstick Lag Gayi,
  • Bachha: It Is Ok Baby,
  • Kuchh Achha Karne Se Agar,
  • Daag Lagte Hain,Toh Daag Ache Hain
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  • Ek Baccha Mummy Se Pitne Ke 
  • Baad Apne Papa Se Bola.......???
  • Papa Kabi Africa Gaye Ho.?
  • Papa: Nahi Beta.......???
  • Baccha: Fir Itni Khaufnaak
  • Item Kaha Se Le Aaye.......????
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  • Pati Aur Patni Road Par Ghoom
  • Rahe The,
  • Patni Gadha Dekhkar Boli.
  • Apne Rishtedar Se Mil Lo ?
  • Pati: Namaste Sasurji, Kaise Ho?
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  • Ek Baar Ek Buddhe Ko Sher Ne
  • Pakad Liya.......???
  • Old Man: Mujhe Chhod Do Mera
  • Khoon Thanda Ho Gaya Hai,
  • Kisi Jawan Ko Pakdo.......???
  • Lion: Aaj Mujhe Cold Drink
  • Peene Ka Mann Hai.......???.........##
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  • Ek Pagal Dusre Pagal Se, Main
  • Torch Jalata Hu, Tu Uski Light
  • Pakar Kar Upar Chand Pr Ja.
  • Ye Sun Kar Dusre Pagal Ne Kaha
  • K, Mujhe Pagal Samjha Hai, Tune
  • Kahi Bich Me Light Off Kar Di To.
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  • Pappu Film Dekh Raha Tha, Film Me
  • Sher Aa Raha Tha, Pappu Dar Gaya,
  • Apna Chaadar Kandhe Pe Dala Or
  • Bhagne Lagaa.........## Ek Aadmi Khan Saab
  • Daro Mat Ye To Film He.
  • Pappu: Ye To Humko Bhi Malum He,
  • Ke Ye Film Hai, Par Use
  • Kya Pata.......??? Wo To Janwar Hai.......???.........##
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  • Pappu: Yaar Achha Hua Main India
  • Me Paida Hua, America Mein Nahi.
  • Chintu: Q America Mein Paida
  • Hota To Kya Ho Jata.......????
  • Pappu: Tu Bhi Na Yaar, Tujhe Pata
  • To Hai Mujhe English Kaha Aati Hai.
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  • Dad: Why Do U Look So Upset?
  • Son: I Cant Tell U Dad
  • Dad: Treat Me As Ur Friend
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  • Son: Yar Teri
  • Bhabhi Naraz Ho Gaye Hai.
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  • Sms Ko Sms Se Sms Me Us Sms Ko
  • Milaya, Sms Ko Sms Ne Sms Ko
  • Us Ne Sms Ko Bataya To Sms Ki
  • Sms Jis Sms Ko Dikhaya Ab Bata Apne
  • Sms Ko Sms Ne Sms Me Kya Dikha.
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  • Maine Ek Ladki Ki Madad Ki
  • Toh Usne Mujhe Thank U Bola
  • Maine Kaha Thank U Mat Kaho
  • Ye Lo Mera Number Aur 3 Ladkiyo
  • Ko Dena Aur Un Se Kaho Ke
  • Ye Aur 3 Ladkiyo Ko De.......???
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  • Ek Bachha Ro Raha Tha,
  • To Uski Mummy Boli:
  • Kyun Ro Raha Hai Mera Lal,
  • Kya Chahiye.?
  • Toffy.?
  • Biscuit.?
  • Cake.?
  • Beta: Bas Ek Sanam Chahiye
  • Aaashiqui Ke Liye.
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  • Love Never Dies, It Remains
  • Forever, Forever, Forever
  • And Forever.......??? Only Partner
  • Changes, So Keep Loving
  • With The Latest Version.......???.........##
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  • Wat Is Mobile ?

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  • R U Luking 4 Answer?
  • Ye Haath Me Kya Pakda Hai?
  • Kaise Kaise Namune 
  • Uparwale Ne Banaaye Hai?
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  • Ladki Ko Agar Patana Ho To
  • Piche Se Jakar Pakad Lo.
  • Agar Ladki Sharmai, To Samjho
  • Pat Gayi. Agar Wo Chillai
  • To Tum B Chilla Dena Didi
  • Dargayi, Didi Dargayi.......???.........##
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  • A Couple Had A Fight One Night
  • When They Were Going To Bed,
  • Husband Taunted: Good Night
  • Mother Of 3 Kids. Wife Replied:
  • Good Night Father Of None.......???
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  • Friend: Ye Naya Mobile Kab Liya?
  • Pappu: Liya Nahi Girlfriend Ka
  • Uthaya Hai.
  • Friend: Kyo ? 
  • Pappu: Wo Pagal Roz Roz Kahti Thi
  • Tum Mera Phone Nahi Uthate Bas
  • Aaj Uthane Ka Moka Mil Gaya.
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  • Bhikari: 1 Rupaye De Do.
  • Girl: Sharam Nahi Aati Itne
  • Smart, Handsome, Nojawaan
  • Hoke Bheek Mangte Ho Bhikari
  • Shocked & Khush & Face Pe Badi
  • Si Smile Lake Bolta Hai: Achha
  • Darling Phir 1 Chumma Hi De Do.......???
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  • Pata Hai Jab Ghar Se Tum
  • Nikalte Ho, To Ladlkiyan
  • Tumhe Hasrat Se Dekhti
  • Hai, Aahen Bharti Hai Aur
  • Sochti Hai, Kas Ek
  • Bhai Hamar B Aisa Hota.
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  • Roses Are Red Violets Are
  • Blue, Monkeys Like U Should
  • Be Kept In Zoo.......??? Dont Feel
  • Angry, U Will Me There Too Not
  • In A Cage But Laughing At U.........##
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  • In Exam Student Wrote In
  • Answer Sheet.......???
  • Gaai Hamari Mata Hai
  • Hume Kuch Nahi Aata Hai
  • Teacher Wrote A Note.......???
  • Bail Hamara Baap Hai,
  • Marks Dena Paap Hai.......???.........##
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  • Pappu Mount Everest Pe Gaya.
  • 3 Baba Baithe The Aur Tambaku
  • Ragad Rahe The.
  • Pappu: Baba Ye Kya Hai?
  • Baba: Masala.......???
  • Pappu: O Teri,
  • Everest Masale Aap Banate Ho.
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  • Ek Maa Ki Request Hai K Ye
  • Msg Itna Faila Do Ki Uske
  • Beto Tak Pahunch Jaye.......???
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  • Beta Ramesh, Beta Suresh,
  • Agar Pitaji Ki Patlun Ek
  • Bilaang Chhoti Ho Gayi
  • Ho, To Ghar Aa Jao, Pitaji
  • Yunhi Ghoom Rahe Hain.......???.........##.........##
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  • Ek Sharabi Doctor Se, Kya Tum
  • Meri Sharab Chudva Sakte Ho?
  • Doctor: Haan Bilkul Chudva
  • Sakta Hun. Sharbi: Puri Char
  • Bottle Hai. Kal Raat Police Ne
  • Jabt Kar Li Please Chudva Do.

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  • Yaaro.......??? Haasi Na Mehngi Hote
  • Hai, Na Haasi Sasti Hota Hai,
  • Haasi To Har Dil Me Basi Hote
  • Hai, Is Haasi Ko Yu Na Gavana
  • Dost Kyuki.......??? Ladki Bhi Tab
  • Faasti Hai Jab Wo Hasti Hai.........##
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  • American Kids On Eiffel
  • Tower.......??? "Wow, What A Beautiful
  • View.......???" Indian Kids On Eiffel
  • Tower.......??? "Chal Dekhte Hain
  • Kiski Thook Pehle Neeche Girti
  • Hai.......???.........##" "Aaaakkkk Thuuuu"
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  • So Sweet Is Ur Smile,
  • So Sweet Is Ur Style,
  • So Sweet Is Ur Voice,
  • So Sweet Is Ur Eyes,
  • See How Sweetly I Lie.........##
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  • Chuho Ki Geng Talwr Le Kr
  • Bhag Rhi Tabhi Sher Ne Pucha
  • Kya Hua Ek Chuha Bola Udhr
  • Hathi Ki Beti Ko Kisi Ne
  • Propos Kia Or Nam Hamara Aya
  • Hai Lashe Bicha Denge Salo Ki.
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  • Chuhe Ko Billi Lgi Gori Dono
  • Milne Lge Chori Chori Chuha
  • Bola O Gori, Khele Ankh Micholi
  • Billi Chuhe Ko Mar K Kha
  • Gai Aur Bolii Hate Luv Story
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  • Sharif Ladko Se Jayada
  • Kismat Wale To Gali Ke
  • Kutte Hain.......??? Kam Se Kam
  • Ladki Palat Ke Dekhti To
  • Hai, Ki Aa Raha Hai Ya Nahi.........##
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  • Four Roses Just For U: First
  • For Frndship, Second For
  • Health, Third For Happiness,
  • And The Last One.......??? Kaan Ke
  • Uppar Laga Lena, Maast Lagega.........##
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  • Read This Fast.........##
  • Chai
  • Coffee
  • Chai
  • Coffee
  • Chai
  • Coffee
  • Chai
  • Coffee
  • Ok.........##.........## Congrets.........##.........##.........## U r Selacted
  • 2 Work At The Railway Station.........##
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  • Gaon Mai Bijli Aayegi Sun
  • Kar Logo Ke Saath Kutte Bhi
  • Khush Hue. Bole, Bijli Aayegi
  • Toh Khumba Bhi Lagega :-P
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  • Frog: Tumhare Paas Dimaag Nahin Hai.
  • Bhola: Hai. Frog: Nahin Hai.
  • Bhola: Hai. Frog: Nahin Hai And
  • Jumps Into The Well. Bhola: Isme
  • Suicide Karne Waali Kya Baat Thi.?
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  • Pehle Jamane Ki Ladkiyaa.
  • Pooja Karke Soti Thi Taaki
  • Unhe Darr Na Lage.......??? 21 vi Sadi
  • Ki Ladkiya Raat Ko Bhi Makeup
  • Karke Soti H, Taaki
  • Doosro Ko Darr Na Lage.......???
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  • Jab Kisi Ka Bura Waqt Aata
  • Hai To Uske Sare Dost Aur
  • Pariwar Uske Saath Khade
  • Hote Hai.......???
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  • Agar Yakin Nahi Hai
  • To Shadi Ka Album Dekh Lo.

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  • Oh.......??? Shit Yar
  • Are Bap Re Ram Ram Ram Ram
  • Ye Kya Ho Gaya? Bahut Badi
  • Galti Ho Gayi Hey Bhagvan
  • Ye Kya Ho Gaya? Busy Logo
  • Ko Msg Chala Gya So Sorry.......???
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  • Why Girls Live Longer Than
  • Boys.? Scientific Studies
  • Have Proven That Shopping
  • Never Causes Heart Attack.......???
  • But "Paying The Bils Does".........##
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  • Which Is The Most Dangerous
  • Alphabet.......????
  • Answer .......??? "W"
  • Bcoz All Worries Start With
  • "W"
  • Who, Why, What
  • When, Which, Whom, Where
  • War, Wine, Whisky, Women
  • And Finally Above All WIFE.......???.........##
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  • Why Do U Think I Sms U.?
  • It Is Because I Care.?
  • Or I Miss U.......????
  • Or I Love U.......????
  • Or I Need U.......????
  • No, Its Because I Need A
  • Person For Just Time Pas.......???.........##
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  • Be Careful When A Girl Tells
  • U That She Loves U, From
  • The Bottom Of Her Heart.......???
  • For This May Mean That There
  • Is Still Enough Space
  • For Another Boy On Top.......???.........##
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  • Kehte Hai Agr Dil Se Aankhe
  • Band Karo To Life Me Jis Se
  • Pyar Kiya Uski Tasveer Nazar
  • Aate Hai To Maine Bhi Try Kiya
  • Sala Slide Show Start Ho Gya.........##

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  • Husbnd: Kya Tumne Mujhe Kutta
  • Kaha? No Answer
  • Husbnd Again Asks, No Answer
  • Then Again He Asks,
  • Wife: Nahi Kaha.
  • Plz Ab Bhoka Na Bandh Karo.
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  • Circuit: Oye Short Circuit Yeh
  • Light Bulb Pe Baap Ka Naam Kya
  • Likh Raha Hai?
  • Short Circuit: Apun Baap Ka
  • Naam Roshan Kar Rehla Hai.
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  • Tinu: Kauwa Telephone Par Baith
  • Kar Kanw Kanw Kyon Kar Raha Hai?
  • Chinu: Lagta Hai Wah Apani Aawaj
  • Dur Tak Pahunchana Chahta Hai.
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  • Q. Doctor: App Ka Aur Aapki
  • Biwi Ka Blood Group Ek Hi Hai.
  • A. Man: Hoga, Zarur Hoga; 25
  • Saal Se Mera Khoon Jo Pee Rahi Hai.
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  • Q. What Is The Difference
  • Between Watch & Wife?
  • A. Ek Bigadti Hai To Bandh Ho
  • Jati Hai… Doosri Bigadti
  • Hai To Shuru Ho Jati Hai.
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  • Assi B Smart, Tussi B Smart,
  • Sadda Nature B Cool,
  • Twadda B Cool, Assi B Cute,
  • Tussi B Cute, Bas 1 Chota
  • Sa Fark Hai, Assi Dil Se
  • Saaf, Tussi Dimag Se Saaf.

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