Hindi Sms Latest Collection 2016

Airtel Girl to Santa-kaya aap ke Mobile 4G hai?
Santa- Mere Mobile me 6G hai
Girl-Impossible!!
Santa- U ka hai hamra mobile me double sim hai aur dono me 3G+3G hai
to ho gaya na madam 6G ! ! !

Bhartiya naari sanskaar wali hoti hai
Vo kabhi sabke samne apne pati ko
-Abe Gadhe
-Oye Gadhe
-Sun Gadhe
nahi bolti
esiliye wo short me
“A.G./O.G./Suno G. kahti hai” 

Suna hai 1 bank staff log bhi aandolan karne wale hai
vo kahte hai hum log- Oriental Bank of Commerce me kaam
karte hai to hume bhi OBC maana jaye  ! ! !

Ek Shadi me jab photographer ne Dhara-dhar Radhe Maa ke 300 photo khich liye
taab Dulhan ke papa ne use bataya “Ruko Bhai ruko jraa… Dulhan Radhe
Maa nahi hai, Dulhan abhi beauty parlour me hai ! ! ! ! 

kahe ka maa:kaya karu apne upar lage elzaam se bechane ke liye?
Advocate-Jail me jane se accha hai media ke samne ro lo, saab
yahe karte hai ! ! ! 

Jitne teji se aajkal sampo me vitamins, kaju, baadam, minerals paye ja rahe hai Dar hai kisi din use Mid Day Meal ke menu me Shamil na kaar diya jaye . 

Husband wife me jhagra ho gaya.
Wife-limit me rahna shiko warna
me Facebook par status update
karne ja rahe hu
“Mere husband ko Vyapam scandals
ka bare me puri jaankar hai” ! ! ! !

Kisi ko kisi ki chinka nahi sabbb khud me mgann hai
But kuch cool boys manavta ke sache sevak sweet Riya, Priya, Pinky ke naam se Facebook id, whatapps id bankar hajaro badkismat ladko ke umido ko jinda kiye hue hai  ! ! ! 

Badi Shiddat se chaha tha ki uska Mobile recharge karu Mai
magar muhalle ki 2 rechage ki dukano me se 1 recharge wala
uska Bhai Nikala aur 2 uska mustanda boyfriend……..
Bahut jaam ke pitae ki kamino ne