Latest Funny shayari in hindi 2016

  1. Santa asks Banta: Tujhe ladki phasani aati hai?
  2. Banta: Nahi..! Santa: Nahi aati to seekh le..
  3. Pehle ek kaagaz ka jahaaz bana..
  4. Phir usay class mein uda..
  5. Mam ke puchne par..
  6. Ladki ka naam lagade..
  7. Bas Phas Gai Ladki . . .
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  9. Naam aapka pal pal leta hai koi,
  10. yaad aapko har pal karta hai koi,
  11. ehsaas toh shayad aapko bhi hai,
  12. koi dur rehkar aap ko har pal yaad karta hai koi.
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  14. Buhat Tamna Thi Kisi Ko Pany Ki,
  15. Buht Tamna Thi Kisi Ka Hojany ki,
  16. Pr Kia Pta Tha Jis K Hum Hona Chahty Hen,
  17. Unhy Adat Hi Nahi Kisi Ko Apnany Ki.
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  19. Sweet insult!! Ek ladka gadhe ke samne gir gaya.
  20. Ek khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha
  21. Apne bade bhai ka pair chhu rahe ho kya?
  22. Ladka : Ji bhabhiji.
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  24. 1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans pehanungi
  25. Maa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey ?
  26. 2006 girls: Maa mein mini skirt pehanungi
  27. Maa: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!
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  29. Har mod par nayi shuruwat ho sakti hai,
  30. Dur reh kar bhi baat ho sakti hai,
  31. Mana ke aapse dur hai bahut lekin,
  32. Aankhe band karlo to mulakat ho sakti hai.....
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  34. Sardar Dukhi Tha Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyun Tension Me Ho?
  35. Sardar: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery Ke Liye 2 Lakh Diye,
  36. Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu.
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  38. Ek Budiya Cinema Hall Me Coldrink Ki Botal Leke Beti Thi,
  39. Kabi 15 Minute Mein Muuh Ko Lagati,
  40. To Kabhi 20 Mint Mein,
  41. Pas Bethe Santa Ko Gussa Aa Gaya,
  42. Usne Budhiya Se Botal Chini Aur Puri 1 Ghut Me Pikar Bola- Aise Peete Hai,
  43. Budiya Boli- Par Beta Mai To Pan Thook Rahi Thi.
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  45. Kisi ki khatir mohabbat ki inteha kardo,
  46. par itna bhi nahi ki us ko khuda kardo,
  47. mat chaho kisi ko tut kar itna bhi,
  48. ki apni hi wafaon se us ko bewafa kardo.
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  50. Jhuki huyi najro se izhaar karr gaya koi
  51. Hume khud se begana karr gaya koi
  52. Youn to honto se kahaan nehi kuchbhi
  53. Padh aankhon se lafz bayan karr gaya koi.
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  55. Hum aise aashique hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge,
  56. Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge..
  57. Agar wo aajayegi mere jindagi me,
  58. To Reliance ki kasam London me bhi Tajmahal bana denge..
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  60. Kiya hai jo pyar toh chupate kyo ho?
  61. Mehfil mein mera naam dohrate kyo ho?
  62. Jal rahe ho mere pyar ki bhatti me
  63. Phir dil ka dard chupate kyo ho?
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  65. Khuwabon me bhi agar iqrar nahi
  66. To khuwaboon me phir aate kyo ho?
  67. Nazre mila ke sharma jate ho jo
  68. Nazre hum se milaate hi kyo ho?
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  70. Maan lo! ke dil humhe de baithe ho
  71. Aag ko ab baraf batate kyo ho?
  72. Chalo keh do tumse pyar nahi
  73. yeh kehne se phir ghabratay kyo ho?
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  75. Pyaar Ke Geet Gayenge Hum,
  76. Apni Ek Nayi Duniya Basaayenge Hum,
  77. Jo In Hawaaon Se Diya Bujh Gaya,
  78. Unhe Bech Kar Philips Ke Bulb Layenge Hum…
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  80. Zindagi me hamesa 1 baat yaad rakho.
  81. kbi kisi k dil se mat khelo kyuki DIL 1 hi hota hai
  82. agar khelna hai to Kidney se khelo wo 2 hoti hai.
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  84. Apne mobile ko facewash lagakar
  85. garm pani se dhokar use kumkum aur
  86. chawal lagakar mandir mein chadaa do!
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  88. Sacche Friend ki 3 Nishaniyan:
  89. 1) Kamine Kabhi call nahi karenge.
  90. 2) Zalim has~has k sms padhenge.
  91. 3) Chahe jitni beizzati karlo.
  92. Besharam SMS pura padhenge.
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  94. Sardar: Station jaane ke kitne loge?
  95. Rikshawala: 50 Sardar: 20 lelo
  96. Rikshawala: 20 main kon lekar jaayeega?
  97. Sardar: tum piche bheto hum leke jaayega.
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  99. Ek Raat, ek Chor, ek Sardar k Ghar me Ghus gaya aur bola: Sona kaha hai?
  100. Sardar: Ullu k patthe, pura Ghar khaali hai kahi bhi jaake soja.
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  102. Girlfriend ka Pyaasa
  103. Boy to Girl - Main aapse Friendship karna chahta hun.
  104. Girl - Meri Sagaai ho chuki hai
  105. Boy- Toh Behen banke Apni kisi dost se baat karwa de....
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  107. Jailer – Suna hain tum Shayar ho Kuch sunao yaar . . . .
  108. Qaidi – “Gum-E-Ulfat me jo zindagi kati humari Jis din jamanat huyi zindagi khatam tumhari”
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  110. Jab Kuch Sapne Adhure Reh Jate Hain,
  111. Tab Dil Ke Dard Ansu Ban Ke Beh Jate Hain,
  112. Jo Kehte Ki Hum Sirf Aap Ke Hain,
  113. Pata nahi Kaise Alvida Keh Jate Hain..!
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  115. Hansne ke baad kyu rulati hai duniya,
  116. Jaane ke baad kyu bhulati hai duniya,
  117. Zindagi me kya kuch kasar baaki thi,
  118. Jo marne ke baad bhi jalati hai duniya..
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  120. Zindgi ke safar ko lafzo mein piroya hai,
  121. Apni har gazal ko dard mein bhigoya hai,
  122. plz aaj wah wah na kehna,
  123. kyun ki aaj fir ye dil kisi ki yaad mein roya hai
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  125. Jab chote the tab bade hone ki badi tamana thi
  126. magar ab pata chala ki adhure EHSAS aur tute SAPNE se
  127. achche adhura HOMEWORK aur tute KHILONE the..
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  129. Bikhre Hain Ashq Koi Saaz Nahi Deta,
  130. Khamosh Hain Sub Koi Awaaz Nahi Deta,
  131. Kal Ke Vaade To Sub Karte Hain,
  132. Magar Q Saath Mera Koi Aaj Nahi Deta..
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  134. Na karna kisi se pyar ki umeed,
  135. khwahish me sab kuch gawa doge
  136. . Har koi karega wada ki wo saath dega apka,
  137. itna milega dhokha ki khud ko jala doge,
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  139. Pyar kya hota hai hum nahi jante,
  140. Zindagi ko hum apna nahi mante,
  141. Gum itne mile ke ehsaas nahi hota,
  142. Koi humae pyar kare ,
  143. Aab vishwas nahi hota...
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  145. Woh Bhi Din Tha Ek Pal Na Guzarta Tha Unka
  146. Hamare Siwa.
  147. Yeh Bhi Din Hai Ek Pal Nahi Milta Unhe Hamare
  148. Liye..
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  150. Jo bhi Taqdeer banata hoon, Bigar jaati hai
  151. Dekhte Dekhte Dunya hi Ujar jaati hai
  152. Meri Kashti, Tera Toofaan se Wada kya hai
  153. Zindagi Aur Bata Tera Iraada Kya Hai?
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  155. Koi apna aisa hua kare,
  156. Jo shikayatein na gila kare,
  157. Jo mere liye hi saja kare,
  158. Jo mere liye hi bana kare,
  159. Mein jo rooth jaon manaye woh,
  160. Mein udas hoon to hansaye woh,
  161. Sada chupke chupke dabe qadam,
  162. Mere saath hi bas chala kare,
  163. Kabhie us se mein jo door hoon,
  164. Meri wapsi ki dua kare,
  165. Koi apna aisa hua kare,
  166. KOi apna aisa hua kare...
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  168. Toota Sitara Dekh Kr…
  169. “Use Hum yaad ayenge”
  170. Kisi Se Sath Jb Choota
  171. “Use Hum yaad ayenge”
  172. Abi Toh Udd Raha Hai Wo Nye Chahat Ke Par Le Kr,
  173. “Use Hum yaad ayenge”
  174. Use Jis Per yaqeen Hai Aaj toh emaan Ki Had Tak,
  175. Wohi Nikla Jo Kal Jhoota…
  176. “Use Hum yaad ayenge”
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  178. What is Real Love?
  179. So i tell u a sweet Love Story...
  180. Ek chidiya ko ek safed gulab se pyar ho gaya
  181. Usne gulab ko propose kiye.
  182. gulab ne jawab diya k jis din main lal ho jaunga us din tumse pyar karunga.
  183. Jawab sun ke chidiya gulab k pass kanto me letne lagi aur uske khun se gulab lal ho gaya.
  184. ye dekh ke gulab ne v usse kaha ke wo usse pyar karta hai par tab tak chidiya mar chuki thi...
  185. That's #TrueLove.
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  187. Ye zindagi bhi ek saza hai,
  188. ziska apna hi ek maza hai,
  189. har waqt meri khuda se yahi iteza hai,
  190. ki apko itni khushiyaa de,
  191. aap bhi soche iski waja kya hai...
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  193. Agar kisi k pass sub kuch ho to duniya jalti hay,
  194. Agar kuch na ho to duniya hansti hay,
  195. Meray paas aap k liyay sirf "DUA" hai,
  196. Jis k liyay sari duniya tarasti hay,
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  198. Ae zindagi bata mai tujhse kaise mohabbat karu...
  199. Teri har ek subah meri ummar kam kar deti hai.
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  201. Haath mein usko kalam ka aana achchha lagta hai,
  202. usko bhi school ko jaana achchha lagta hai.
  203. bada kar diya ghardish ne waqt se pehle warna,
  204. sar pe kisko bojh uthana achchha lagta hai…
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  206. Aap ki yaad aatii rahii raat bhar
  207. Chashm-e-nam muskuraatii rahii raat bhar
  208. Raat bhar dard kii shammaa jaltii rahii
  209. Gam kii lau tharatharaatii rahii raat bhar
  210. BaaNsurii kii surilii suhaanii sadaa
  211. Yaad ban ban ke aatii rahii raat bhar
  212. Yaad ke chaaNd dil men utarate rahe
  213. ChaaNdanii jagamaatii rahii raat bhar
  214. Koii dewaanaa galiyon may phirataa rahaa
  215. Koii aavaaz aatii rahii raat bhar
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  217. Mai na ek sapna dheka ha
  218. Kissi ko apna dheka ha
  219. Yadon mai uss ki khoya hon
  220. Bda ghafil ho k soya hon
  221. Her pal bas mujhse kehta hai
  222. Is dil mai koi rehta hai
  223. Jis roz usko kho’unga
  224. Uss roz kasam se ro’unga
  225. Yaad to tab bhi aegi
  226. Aankhon ko nam kar jae gi
  227. Pr rone sa kiya hota hai
  228. Kuch kehne se kia hota hai
  229. Jo likha hai apni qismat men
  230. Hr surat wohi to hota hai
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  232. Jab usko meri yaad ayaa karegi
  233. Tab vo meri gajal gungunaya karegi
  234. Uthkar dekhegi kabhi tasveer meri
  235. Phir use sine se lagaya karegi
  236. Jab bhi najar aayegi meri nisaniya
  237. Unko daman main chhupaya karegi
  238. Beete dino ki beeti kahani
  239. Chhup chhup ke geron ko btaya karegi
  240. Rakha hai jo usne andhre main “Prakash”
  241. Bhul par apni pchhtaya karegi…
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  243. Ae Dost Itna To Yaad Kiya Hota,
  244. Ek Pyaar Bhara Paigaam Bhej Diya Hota,
  245. Kaise Jeete Hein Teri Yaad Mein,
  246. Ek Baar Haal To Pooch Liya Hota.
  247. Ek Baar Haal To Pooch Liya Hota
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  249. Honton Pe Hansi Dekh Li Dil ke Ander Nahi Dekha,
  250. Aap Ne Mere Gahmon ka Samunder Nahi Dekha,
  251. Kitni khoob Surat Hai ye Duniya ye Dekha hai Aap Ne,
  252. Jee Jee ke Marney Waloh ka Manzer Nahi Dekha,
  253. Sheeshay ka Makaan Tu Ne Bana to Liya Hai Dost,
  254. Lekin waqt ke Hath ka Pather Nahi Dekha,
  255. Rishton ke Tootney ka Dard Tum Kya Jano,
  256. Wo Lamha Tum Ne Kabhi Jee Kar Nahi Dekha,
  257. Bhatkey Roshni ki Talash Mein Na jane Kahan Kahan,
  258. Afsos ke Apni Rooh ke Ander Nahi Dekha…
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  260. Teri yadon kay sher main, main kho sa gaya hoon
  261. Main jab sochta hon tumhain sochta hon
  262. Meri manzil hai bas tu, tu hi meri manzil
  263. Main jab mangta hon tumhain mangta hon
  264. Dakhnay ko bohat kuch maray har taraf hai
  265. Main jab dekhta hon tumhain dekhta hon
  266. Mujhay kushian milain yah milain sirf gham
  267. Main yah zindagee teray sang chahta hon.
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  269. Tumhari khushbu ka narm jhonka
  270. bohat dhere se chu k mujhko tare pahlu ma le gaya tha
  271. our waqt ka dhara thahar gaya tha ...teri zulfo k ghanay saay
  272. mare seenay k raigzaro pe cha gai thi
  273. k jaise barso se tapte howe sehra pe ghata toot k barsi ho
  274. our tari khushbu ka narm jhonka mari sanso ma dhall gaya tha.
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  276. Merhaley zabt ke dushwar howey jate hein
  277. ashk palkon ke liye baar howey jate hein
  278. kitney begana-e-iklaas hein duniya waley
  279. hum wafa ker k bhi gunahgar howey jate hein
  280. ban gaya jabr-e-mashiyat meri qismat khadim
  281. phool chunta hoon magar khaar howey jate hein
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  283. Dard Ki Barish Sahi Maddham Zara Aahista Chal,
  284. Dil Ki Mitti Hai Abhi Tak Nam Zara Aashista Chal,
  285. Tere Milne Aur Phir Tere Bichhad Jane Ke Bich,
  286. Faasla Ruswai Ka Hai Zara Aahista Chal,
  287. Apne Dil Hi Mein Nahi Hai Uski Mehrumi Ki Yaad,
  288. Uski Aankhon Mein Bhi Hai Shabnam Zara Aahista Chal,
  289. Koi Hi Ho Humsafar Na Ho Khush Is Qadar,
  290. Ab Ke Logon Mein Wafa Hai Kam Zara Aahista Chal
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  292. Abhi kuch bhi nahin badla,
  293. Bohat se saal guzrey hain,
  294. Bohat se waqt beeta hai,
  295. Meri chahat nahin beeti,
  296. Meri himmat nahin guzri,
  297. Abhi kuch bhi nahin badla,
  298. Abhi kuch bhi nahin badla,
  299. Agar chaho,
  300. Agar samjho,
  301. Meri maano,
  302. To laut aao…
  303. Abhi kuch bhi nahin badla,
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  305. Acha hai !
  306. Tum Apney Ghar Aabad raho
  307. Sukhi Raho, Dil Shad raho
  308. Wo jo ek Bandhan bandha tha
  309. Piyar ka Tum ne
  310. Us ka kuch mat Khayal karo
  311. Aazad ho Tum
  312. Aazad Raho
  313. Hum to Duaa kartey they so
  314. kartey hi Rahaingey
  315. Jub tak bhi ab Yaad raho
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  317. Maine usse ek ishara kiya
  318. Usne salaam likh ke bheja.Maine pucha tumhara naam kya hai?
  319. Usne chand likh ke bheja.
  320. Maine pucha tumhe kya chahiye?
  321. Usne saara aasmaan likh ke bheja.
  322. Maine pucha kab miloge?
  323. Usne qyamat ki sham likh ke bheja.
  324. Maine pucha kis se darte ho?
  325. Usne muhabbat ka anjaam likh ke bheja.
  326. Maine pucha tumhe nafrat kis se hai?
  327. Usne..Mera hi naam likh ke bhejaa…
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  329. Badnaam Zamane Me Mohabbat Nahi Karte
  330. Dil Wale Toh Dushman Se Bhi Nafrat Nahi Karte
  331. Ek Baar Jise Chaha Sadaa Ussi Ke Rahe Phir
  332. Hum Amanat Me Qiyanat Nahi Karte
  333. Tanhiye Me Karte Hain Yaad Aanso Bahakar
  334. Zahir Phir Hum Apni Ibadat Nahi Karte
  335. Waqt Aane Pe Yeh Maloom Hojayega Tumhe
  336. Hum Sirf Dikhawe Ki mohabbat Nahi Karte
  337. Likhte Hain Faqat Tumhare Liye Ghazalein
  338. Har Shaqs Pe Hum Aisi Inayat Nahi Karte
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  340. Dil Tod Ke Tukde Kar Diye Ussne
  341. Pal Bhar Bhi Iss Dil Ko Sambhalne Naa Diya Ussne
  342. Aanaa Hai Uss Me Bohut Yeh Batana Usse
  343. Woh Ab Mile Toh Haal-e-Dil Matt Sunana Usse
  344. Akele Kis Se Utha Hai Taluqaat Ka Bojh
  345. Woh Tumko Naa Yaad Rakhe Bhool Jana Usse
  346. Kabhi Mujhko Sath leke Kabhi Mere Sath Chalke
  347. Woh Badal Gaya Achanak Meri Zindagi Badalke
  348. Hue Jispe Tum Meharban Woh Khushnaseeb Hogi
  349. Meri Hasratein Toh Nikli Meri Aansoun Me Dhalke…
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  351. Tere Honton pe Saj jaun DUAA hone ko Jee chahe
  352. Mera Dunya bhula kar bas Tera hone ko Jee chahe
  353. Yun sab k samne Athkelyan karti hai ye Tujh se
  354. K Mera Be-Irada hi HAWA hone ko Jee chahe
  355. Tu Mere Roothne per is Tarha Mujh ko Manati Hai
  356. Kabi to Be-Waja Tujh se Khafa hone ko Jee chahe
  357. Kabi Tujh se mile bin Zindagi bekaar lagti hai
  358. Kabi Tujh se Bicharne ko Juda hone ko Jee chahe…
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  360. Kehna Tum se Hai,Tum Apna Khayal Rakhna,
  361. Pooch Lena Mujhe,Naa Mere Liye
  362. Dil mein Koi Sawaal Rakhna
  363. Main Yeh Nahi Kehta Ke Sab Kuch Yaad Rakhna,
  364. Jab Hum Mile Thay Bas Yaad Wo Din,
  365. Wo Ghadi Aur Wo Saal Rakhna
  366. Naa Sochna Kabhi Ke Badal Jayenge Hum,
  367. Hum Khawab Nahi Jo App Ki
  368. Aankhon Se Nikal Jaayenge
  369. Agar Yakeen Naa Ho To
  370. Mujh Se Meri Zindagi Maang Lo,
  371. Bichha Dena Pyar Ki Baahein,.
  372. Hans Kar Mar Jaayenge Hum.
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  374. Koi zakham nahi, na koi dard hai
  375. bass eik khamoshi see iss dil mein hai
  376. kuch diya bi nahi, tho kuch koya bhi nahi
  377. bass eik adhoorapan iss dil mein hai
  378. na kuch kehnay ko hai na sune ko
  379. sawal bi mann may nahi, karne ko
  380. bhulana ko kya, koi yaad bi nahi
  381. bass eik baychani si iss dil mein hai kahi
  382. chaand say kya kahu, koi andhera bi nahi
  383. na din ki talaash hai, na roshni ki kami
  384. gham, udaasi, koi Aansoo bi nahi
  385. pir iss dil ko kiss cheez ki hai kami?
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  387. Koun si Manzil Hai Kahan Aa ke Ruka hun,
  388. Har ek se Khud Apna Pata Pooch Raha Hun,
  389. Phoonkoun se Mitta hun na Mittane se Mitta hun,
  390. Main Waqt hun Tareeq ke Mathy pe Likha hun ”
  391. Aaye hain Wohi mere Ghar ko Aag lagane,
  392. Main Jinke Chiraagoun mein Lahoo ban ke Jala hun.
  393. Zindagi Zakhmoun se Bhari hai ,
  394. Waqt ko Marham banana Seekh lo,
  395. Harna to hai Mout ke saamne ,
  396. Filhaal Zindagi se Jeetna Seekh lo,
  397. Na jane kis ki Duwaoun ka Faiz hai Mujh Par,
  398. Main Doobta hun aur Dariya Uuchaal deta hai.
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  400. Kuch loog ruth kar bhi
  401. Lagte hain kitne pyare
  402. Chup rah k bhi nazar main
  403. Hain pyar k isharee
  404. Hum un pe berukhi ka
  405. Ilzaam kyun lagayeen
  406. Un ki jafa ka aye dil
  407. Hum kyun bura manayeen
  408. Jo chayeen ab kareen woh
  409. Dil pe sitam hamare
  410. Is dil main kaise kaise
  411. Tufaan machal rahe hain
  412. Apni hi aag main hum
  413. Chup chaap jal rahe hain
  414. Hain kitne khubsurat
  415. Is aag k shararee