Quotes About Christmas day



   “One cAn never hAve enough socks....!!!" sAid DuMbledore....!!! "Another ChristMAs hAs coMe And gone And I didn't get A single pAir....!!! People will insist on giving Me books....!!!” 


  • “Then the Grinch thought of soMething he hAdn't before! WhAt if ChristMAs....!!! he thought....!!! doesn't coMe froM A store....!!! WhAt if ChristMAs....!!!....!!!....!!!perhAps....!!!....!!!....!!!MeAns A little bit More!” 


  • “The MAin reAson SAntA is so jolly is becAuse he knows where All the bAd girls live....!!!” 


  • “Mistletoe....!!!" sAid LunA dreAMily....!!! pointing At A lArge cluMp of white berries plAced AlMost over HArry's heAd....!!! He juMped out froM under it....!!! 

  • "Good thinking....!!!" sAid LunA seriously....!!! "It's often infested with nArgles....!!!” 


  • “How MAny observe Christ's birthdAy! How few....!!! His precepts!” 


  • “I will honor ChristMAs in My heArt....!!! And try to keep it All the yeAr....!!!” 


  • This whole SAntA ClAus thing just doesn't MAke sense....!!! Why All the secrecy? Why All the Mystery?
  • If the guy exists why doesn't he ever show hiMself And prove it?
  • And if he doesn't exist whAt's the MeAning of All this?
  • HOBBES:
  • I dunno....!!! Isn't this A religious holidAy? 
  • CALVIN:
  • YeAh....!!! but ActuAlly....!!! I've got the sAMe questions About God....!!!” 



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  • WAnt to keep Christ in ChristMAs? Feed the hungry....!!! clothe the nAked....!!! forgive the guilty....!!!
  • “WAnt to keep Christ in ChristMAs? Feed the hungry....!!! clothe the nAked....!!! forgive the guilty....!!! welcoMe the unwAnted....!!! cAre for the ill....!!! love your eneMies....!!! And do unto others As you would hAve done unto you....!!!” 



  • “Our heArts grow tender with childhood MeMories And love of kindred....!!! And we Are better throughout the yeAr for hAving....!!! in spirit....!!! becoMe A child AgAin At ChristMAstiMe....!!!” 


  • “My ideA of ChristMAs....!!! whether old-fAshioned or Modern....!!! is very siMple: loving others....!!! CoMe to think of it....!!! why do we hAve to wAit for ChristMAs to do thAt?” 


  • “ChristMAs cAn be celebrAted in the school rooM with pine trees....!!! tinsel And reindeers....!!! but there Must be no Mention of the MAn whose birthdAy is being celebrAted....!!! One wonders how A teAcher would Answer if A student Asked why it wAs cAlled ChristMAs....!!!” 


  • “ChristMAs....!!! children....!!! is not A dAte....!!! It is A stAte of Mind....!!! ” 


  • “I need A weApon....!!!” VAlkyrie Muttered....!!!
  • “You’re An EleMentAl with A NecroMAncer ring....!!! trAined in
  • A vAriety of MArtiAl Arts by soMe of the best fighters in the world....!!!” Skulduggery pointed out....!!! “I’M fAirly certAin thAt MAkes you A weApon....!!!”

  • “I MeAn A weApon you hold....!!! You hAve A gun....!!! TAnith hAs A sword....!!!....!!!....!!! I wAnt A stick....!!!”
  • “I’ll buy you A stick for ChristMAs....!!!” 


  • “ChristMAs is doing A little soMething extrA for soMeone....!!!” 


  • “ChristMAs wAves A MAgic wAnd over this world....!!! And behold....!!! everything is softer And More beAutiful....!!! ” 


  • “I heArd the bells on ChristMAs DAy
  • Their old....!!! fAMiliAr cArols plAy....!!!
  • And wild And sweet
  • The words repeAt
  • Of peAce on eArth....!!! good-will to Men!” 


  • “In the old dAys....!!! it wAs not cAlled the HolidAy SeAson; the ChristiAns cAlled it 'ChristMAs' And went to church; the Jews cAlled it 'HAnukkAh' And went to synAgogue; the Atheists went to pArties And drAnk....!!! People pAssing eAch other on the street would sAy 'Merry ChristMAs!' or 'HAppy HAnukkAh!' or (to the Atheists) 'Look out for the wAll!” 


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  • “He who hAs not ChristMAs in his heArt will never find it under A tree....!!!” 


  • “Oh look....!!! yet Another ChristMAs TV speciAl! How touching to hAve the MeAning of ChristMAs brought to us by colA....!!! fAst food....!!! And beer....!!!....!!!....!!!....!!! Who'd hAve ever guessed thAt product consuMption....!!! populAr entertAinMent....!!! And spirituAlity would Mix so hArMoniously? ” 


  • “And when we give eAch other ChristMAs gifts in His nAMe....!!! let us reMeMber thAt He hAs given us the sun And the Moon And the stArs....!!! And the eArth with its forests And MountAins And oceAns--And All thAt lives And Move upon theM....!!! He hAs given us All green things And everything thAt blossoMs And beArs fruit And All thAt we quArrel About And All thAt we hAve Misused--And to sAve us froM our foolishness....!!! froM All our sins....!!! He cAMe down to eArth And gAve us HiMself....!!!” 


  • “Blessed is the seAson which engAges the whole world in A conspirAcy of love....!!!” 


  • “The reAlity of loving God is loving hiM like he's A Superhero who ActuAlly sAved you froM stuff rAther thAn A SAntA ClAus who Merely gAve you soMe stuff....!!!” 


  • “The SupreMe Court hAs ruled thAt they cAnnot hAve A nAtivity scene in WAshington....!!! D....!!!C....!!! This wAsn't for Any religious reAsons....!!! They couldn't find three wise Men And A virgin....!!!” 


  • “AlwAys winter but never ChristMAs....!!!” 


  • “If My VAlentine you won't be....!!!
  • I'll hAng Myself on your ChristMAs tree....!!!” 


  • “There is soMething About ChristMAs thAt requires A rug rAt....!!! Little kids MAke ChristMAs fun....!!! I wonder if could rent one for the holidAys....!!! When I wAs tiny we would by A reAl tree And stAy up lAte drinking hot chocolAte And finding just the right plAce for the speciAl decorAtions....!!! It seeMs like My pArents gAve up the MAgic when I figured out the SAntA lie....!!! MAybe I shouldn't hAve told theM I knew where the presents reAlly cAMe froM....!!! It broke their heArts....!!!


  • I bet they'd be divorced by now if I hAdn't been born....!!! I'M sure I wAs A huge disAppointMent....!!! I'M not pretty or sMArt or Athletic....!!! I'M just like theM- An ordinAry drone dressed in secrets And lies....!!! I cAn't believe we hAve to keep plAyActing till I grAduAte....!!! It's A shAMe we just cAn't AdMit thAt we hAve fAiled At fAMily living....!!! sell the house....!!! split up the Money....!!! And get on with our lives....!!! Merry ChristMAs....!!!”