School/College Sms and sms 2016





  • PApers Ki Roti Notes KA AchAr

  • Tubelite K Kirne Questions Ki BAhAr

  • TeAchers Ki DushmAni Dosto KA PyAAr 

  • So MubArAk Ho Ap Ko ExAms KA TehwAr
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  • ClAss Room Is Like A TrAin
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  • 1st Two Benches R Reservedfor Vip ....!! ....!!
  • Nxt Two Benches R GenerAl CoAch
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  • Then
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  • LAst Two Benches R Vry DemAnded....!!
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  • Bcz Its....!!"sleeper CoAch" :P :D
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  • Benefits Of ExAms
  • 1....!! U CAn Spend 3 Hours In Self
  • MeditAtion
  • 2....!! U CAn Complete Ur Sleep
  • 3....!! U CAn See Ur TeAchers Being Bored
  • Who UsuAlly Bore U....!!
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  • BeAn CAme Out of
  • ExAm HAll SAd & Told
  • His Friend: "I Don't
  • Know The PAst Tense of
  • "THINK" I THOUGHT &
  • THOUGHT & finAlly wrote
  • 'THONK'!
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  • LeAve AplicAtionby A Cute Child-
  • O MAster Ji,
  • Wen I Cum,
  • RAin ChAm ChAm....!!
  • Leg My FislA,
  • I GirA DhAm....!!
  • Niche My BAg & UpAr WAs Hum....!!
  • Isliye 2 DAys, I Not Cum....!!:-)

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  • In LAst 10 Minutes Of
  • ExAm PAper,
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  • Every Student Gets
  • Super NAturAl Powers....!!....!!!! ;)
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  • Student's Life is Like English
  • MoviesxP |
  • School = JurAssic PArk....!!....!! :)
  • PrincipAl = King Kong....!!....!! :P
  • Vice Principle = Hulk....!!....!! :O
  • TeAchers = Aliens....!!....!! =P
  • ClAss Guys = PlAnet of Apes....!!....!!:P
  • ClAss GAls = ChArlies Angels....!!....!!..??
  • Syllubus = Deep Blue SeA :)
  • ExAm = Mission Impossible =P
  • InvigilAtor = TerminAtor....!!....!! :)
  • Result = 2012 ....!!....!!(end of the world)
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  • The Best "Oopss!"
  • Moment of COLLEGE Life....!!....!!....!!

  • WhEN The TeAcher is Luking
  • for someone to Answer the
  • Question & you AccidentAly
  • mAke An Eye-ContAct !! :-P
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  • True GrAduAtion Speech:
  • First I Would Like To
  • ThAnk Google....!!
  • Secondly, To Copy PAste
  • And Thirdly,
  • To The ThAnk Xerox MAchine!
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  • The Only Thing We LeArn In
  • ClAsses During Serious Lectures Is....!!....!!
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  • Typin Msgs Widout Looking At Dphone....!!!!
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  • Jo Mill GyA Use MuqAdAr SAmjo,
  • Khud Ko WAqt KA SikAndr SAmjo,
  • Kyu Drte Ho Result Se
  • Result AAne TAk Khudko
  • University KA Toper SAmjo....!!

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  • Air & Students hAve d
  • sAme MentAlity:(
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  • :
  • U Know How..??
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  • :
  • Both Are Turning d Book's
  • PAges without ReAding....!!Air & Students hAve d
  • sAme MentAlity
  • :

  • :
  • U Know How..??
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  • :

  • :

  • :
  • Both Are Turning d Book's
  • PAges without ReAding....!!

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  • PAdhAi BArsA De NA Tu ExAm AAyA HAi,
  • Tere Aur Mere PAdhne KA MAusAm AAyA
  • HAi, SAb Se ChhupA Ke Ek Dusre Ko
  • PAper DikhAnA HAi, PAdhAi Ke KhAyAl
  • Me HAdd Se GuzAr JAnA HAi, ItnA
  • KhAyAl Study KA Pehli BAAr AAyA HAi!
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  • Hum Jeete Ek BAr HAin Hum MArte
  • Ek BAAr HAin PyAr Bhi Ek BAAr
  • HotA HAi Aur ShAdi Bhi Ek BAr Hi
  • Hoti HAi Toh Fir Ye SAAle ExAms
  • BAr BAr Kyon..?? JAgo Student JAgo!
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  • ClAss Me MAsti Thi HumAri Bhi
  • Kuch HAsti Thi TeAcher KA
  • SAhArA ThA Dil Ye AwArA ThA
  • KAhA AA Gye Is College KA ChAkkAr
  • Me Wo School Hi KitnA PyArA ThA....!!
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  • Hothon Pe Dosti Ke FAsAne NAhi
  • AAte, SAhil Pe SAmAndAr Ke
  • KhAzAne NAhi AAte....!!....!! Udne Do
  • PArindon Ko Abhi Shokh
  • HAwA Mein, Fir LAut KAr
  • College Ke ZAmAne NAhi AAte....!!....!!!!
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  • Rocking Student Life CheAtng
  • In ExAm:

  • Boy 1: ye KyA LikhA HAi....!!....!!..??..??

  • Boy 2: sAAle Jo Word SAmAjh AA
  • RAhA HAi Wo Likh, Jo NAhi AA
  • RAhA UskA AisA HAi VAisA Hi
  • Design BAnA De....!!
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  • World's Best Feeling....!!....!!
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  • It Comes When We See A Very
  • Wonderful Question PAper In
  • ExAminAtions HAll And We
  • Smile At EAch Other And SAy:
  • Ek Bhi NAhi AAtA YAAr....!!....!!....!!

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  • One Of The Cutest Memory Of School DAys
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  • MAm, MAy I Go To Drink WAter,
  • Mem: "Yes"
  • Friends: Oye Meri Bottle Le JA....!!....!!....!!....!!
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  • Meri Bhi....!!....!!....!!meri Bhi
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  • BhAgwAn KA DiyA SAb Kuch HAi:
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  • Books HAi
  • Notes HAi
  • Time HAi
  • Aur HAuslA To ItnA He Ke 
  • JAb ChAhe PAdh Ke Top KAr SAktA Hu,
  • Bus 1 Hi BAAt Ki KAmi HAi,
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  • "Mood" SAAlA BAntA Hi NAi....!!
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  • WhAt Is The True MeAning
  • Of Study....!!
  • S- Sleeping,
  • T- TAlking,
  • U- Unlimited,
  • D- DreAming,
  • Y- YAAni MAst Life....!!
  • So CArry On Study....!!
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  • Ek Student Ko Apni Life Mein,
  • Khud PAr SAbse JyAdA Proud KAb
  • HotA HAi ..??
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  • JAb Usko ExAm Mein Kuch NA AAtA Ho,
  • Aur Pichhe Se TeAcher AAke
  • KAhe,
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  • Copy ChhupA Lo Pichhe WAlA
  • Dekh RAhA HAi....!!....!!....!!....!!
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  • KAsAm Se SeenA ChodA Ho
  • JAtA....!!....!!
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  • ExAm Shuold Be Given On Either
  • FAcebook Or On Phone InsteAd Of Sheets....!!....!!
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  • BecAuse....!!....!!....!!
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  • TodAy's Student HAve More
  • Typing Speed
  • ThAn
  • Writting Speed....!!
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  • I HAte Studies,
  • But Luv Technology....!!
  • I Flirt Wid Flirters,
  • But I Respect Lovers....!!
  • World CAn't ChAnge Me,
  • But I CAn ChAnge DA World....!!
  • I Don't HAve Books In HAnd,
  • But I HAve RevolutionAry IdeAs In Mind....!!
  • I'm DA RArest RAce On EArth....!!....!!
  • Meet Me
  • I'm A BAck Bench Student!

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  • Gujre Hue EgjAAm Ko YAAd
  • NA KArnA, Answer Sheet Me
  • Jo LikhA HAi Uski FAriyAAd
  • NA KArnA, Jo HogA Wo HogA,
  • Uski FikrA Me Apni HolidAys
  • BArwAd NA KArnA....!! ....!! ....!! !
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  • College Life:
  • 8 Frnds, 1 Bike But No
  • Petrol....!!....!!....!!:p
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  • ExAm Night, 6 Dufers &
  • No Notes....!!....!!....!!!
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  • Sitting On SeA View, 6 Smokerz
  • & 1 CigArette....!!....!!....!!!
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  • PrincipAl CAll For Insult, 6
  • GAngster & All R SAying Pehle
  • Tu JA Pehle Tu JA....!!....!!....!!!
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  • 1 Girl, 6 Frnds & All R
  • SAying, Teri BhAbhi
  • Teri BhAbhi....!!....!!....!!!
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  • Everything Stupid But Sumthing
  • Sensible Like Friendship....!!
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  • Agr AkelA Techer, SAre
  • Subject Nhi PAdhA SAktA
  • To Aisi Ummid Kyu KArte
  • H Ki 1 Student SAre
  • Subject PAdhe..??
  • JAgo Stdntzz JAgo....!!
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  • College Life:
  • WAllet He, PAise NAhi....!!
  • Lecture He, AttendAnce NAhi....!!
  • Cell He, BAlAnce NAhi....!!
  • FrAnds He, LovernAhi
  • ExAm He, Tension NAhi
  • PAdhnA He, PAr SAAlA Mood NAhi....!!....!!....!!....!!
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  • Student's Life Whole YeAr :-
  • (',')>
  • _/)(
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  • Disco DeewAne 'AAA HAA'
  • LAst 2 DAys Before XAm :
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  • _ /_/<'l
  • Shirdi WAle SAi BAbA
  • Tere DAr Pe AAyA Hoon!
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  • Rocking Quote By A
  • Tired Student:
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  • I WAnt A 6 Month VAcAtion…
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  • Twice In A YeAr....!!

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  • Ye Dosto Ki Mehfil Ye RAto Ko
  • JAgnA....!!....!!
  • GAAliyAn Sunke HAsnA Phir JutA
  • Leke Piche BhAgnA
  • BhAbhi/jiju Bolke Dost Ki Gf/bf Ko
  • ChidAnA
  • Ek SAmose Mein 10 Tukde BAAtnA
  • PAgAlo Ki TArAh Dusre KA DimAg
  • ChAtnA....!!....!!
  • MAr KhAke Fir MuskurAnA....!!....!!
  • KhArch KArnA H PAr PAise ChupAte
  • H....!!....!!
  • Ye SAb Ek Din Kho JAyegA....!!....!!
  • JivAn ShAyAd TAnhA Ho JAyegA....!!....!!
  • Fir Bhi Hum MuskurAyA KArenge....!!....!!
  • Aur Apne Dosto Ko GAliyAn De KAr
  • Fir
  • BulAyA KArenge....!!....!!
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  • 'Wo Choti Choti BAton Pe Ruth
  • JAnA,
  • Wo Ruthe Huye Ko Or Bhe SAtAnA,
  • Wo KAbhi Bhe PArh KAr NA JAnA,
  • Jo TeAcher Puche To TopiyAn
  • PehnAnA,
  • Wo ClAss MAi Beth KAy GAppey
  • LAgAnA,
  • Wo Ek Dosre Ko Qisse SunAnA,
  • NA Hi Wo Din RAhenge Or NA Phir
  • LAut KAr Ayenge, NA TAfreeh,
  • NA Wo Dost,
  • NA Wo BAtAin :-(
  • AgAr Kuch Reh JAyegA To Bus
  • YAAdAin :-

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  • TeAcher 2 Student:
  • Semester System Ke
  • FAyde BAtAo....!!....!!....!!..??..??..??
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  • Student: FAyde To PAtA NAhi....!!
  • PAr BeizAtti SAAl Me
  • 2 BAAr Ho JAAti HAi....!!....!!....!!!!!
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  • Height Of Respect:
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  • Hum Sirf Ye Soch KAr
  • Apni Answer Sheet KhAAli
  • Chhod AAte HAin Ke KAhi
  • TeAchers Ye NA KAhein,
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  • "Dekho AAj Ke BAcche
  • BAdo Ko JAwAAb Dete HAin" :P
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  • SAnskAr You Know....!!....!!!! x) :P
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  • JAb ClAss MAi Hum Boys
  • HAsi-mAjAAk KAre TAb Mere
  • Ek Sir KA ReAction....!!....!!
  • "KyA HAi....!!....!!kyn Itni JyAAdA
  • HAsi AA RAhi HAi....!!....!!....!!
  • Koi Joke YAd A GAyA KyA....!!....!!get Out
  • TumhAri AttendAnce NAhi LAgegi"!!!
  • Aur JAb LAdkiyA HAss RAhi Ho TAb :
  • "Arey KyA BAAtein Ho RAhi HAin AAj..??
  • Kyun ItnA HAss RAhe Ho..??
  • ZArA Humein Bhi Toh BAtAiye!!! :P ;)
  • SAle Thurky TeAchers Hote The SAb;-d
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  • HAr TArAf PAdhAi KA SAyA HAi
  • KitAbo MAin Sukh Kisne PAyA HAi
  • LAdke To JAte HAi Tution LAdkiyAn Dekhne
  • Aur Sir Kehte HAi Dekho Itni
  • BArsAt MAi LAdkA PAdhne AyA HAi:-p…

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  • Girls Are Not Worried About
  • Der Looks Nw....!!
  • WAh WAh

  • Girls Are Not Worried About
  • Der Looks Nw....!!
  • Coz,

  • I Am Busy Wid My Books Nw!
  • WAh WAh WAh!!
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  • A Sleeping Lion 
  • Is Stronger
  • Thn A
  • BArking Dog....!!
  • So A
  • Sleepng
  • Studnt
  • Is Bettr
  • Thn A
  • BArking Lecturer....!!
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  • The Longest 5 Mins....!! In The World Is

  • The LAst 5 Mins....!! Of A Lecture!!!

  • While 

  • The Shortest 5 Mins....!! Is

  • The LAst 5 Mins....!! Of An ExAm!!!

  • Isn-t It....!!....!!....!!....!!....!!....!!
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  • One Fine DAy, All Of Us Will
  • Get Busy Wid Our Lives,
  • Long Working Hours, No More ClAsses,
  • Lectures, Friends, TeAses & Funs,
  • Sms, Wont HAve Time 4 Ourselves,
  • On Such A DAy, You-ll Luk Outside
  • Ur Window Alone & See DA Gud Old
  • Memories FlAsh You By Nd You-ll Get
  • A Smile Wid A TeAr In Ur Eyez Nd
  • You-ll Turn BAk 2 Ur Work Thinkin....!!....!!
  • I Wish I Could Go BAck....!!....!!....!!
  • Dis Msg Is 2 Al My Frndz Who Helped
  • 2 CreAte Such Memories, ThAnk U 4
  • Being A PArt Of It....!!....!! Miss U All....!!
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  • First Line 2 Write In ExAm
  • "All D Answers Written Below
  • Are ImAginAry And Work Of My
  • CreAtive Mind Any RememblAnce
  • To Textbook Iz Unintenti0nAl
  • And Purely AccidentAl....!!....!!
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  • Ye ExAm Ke Rishte Bhi Ajib Hote He
  • SAb Apne Apne NAsib Hote He
  • Rehte He Jo
  • NigAho Se Dur
  • SAAle WAhi Question
  • Compulsory Hote He....!!....!!
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  • WhAt I LeArned During ClAsses In School :
  • How To YAwn Without Opening Mouth....!!
  • How To Sleep With Eyes Open....!!
  • How To Text Without Looking
  • At The Cell Phone....!! ....!!
  • How To EAt Lunch Without Moving Mouth....!!
  • How To Pretend ThAt We Are
  • UnderstAndingeAch And Every
  • Word Of TeAchers....!! ....!! !!
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  • The Most Difficult TAsk For A
  • Student Is....!!....!!....!!....!!....!!....!!..??
  • 1) WAiting For The Lecture To End
  • 2) Stop LAughing At TeAcher....!!....!!....!!:d
  • 3) Controlling Sleep In ClAss
  • 4) Attending ClAss Without
  • Bunking :P
  • 5) Studying
  • 6) All Of The Above
  • 7) To BehAve Like A Student :E
  • 8) To ReAch ClAss Before
  • AttendAnce :-L
  • 9) To BeAr A Dumb TeAcher :/
  • 10) To TAckle CrAzy TeAchers....!!....!!!
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  • FAther To His Son-
  • How WAs The PAper..??
  • Son- BAs PehlA SAwAl Chut GAyA....!!
  • FAther- AchA,Aur BAki..??
  • Son- 3rd Mujhe AtA NAhi ThA,
  • 4th MAin KArnA Bhul GyA,
  • 5th Mujhe NAzAr NAhi AyA Nd
  • 6th PAper Ki Pichli TArAf ThA
  • Meine DekhA NAhi....!!
  • FAther Gusse Me BolA-
  • Aur 2nd Ques..??
  • Son- BAs Sirf WAhi GAlAt HuA HAi!
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  • HumAn BrAin Is The Most
  • OutstAnding Object In World....!!
  • It Functions 24hrs A DAy,
  • 365dAys A YeAr....!! It Functions
  • Right From The Time We Are Born,
  • And Stop Only When We
  • Enter The ExAminAtion HAll....!!
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  • If In ExAminAtion HAll
  • During D ExAm U Feel Tht D
  • PAper Is Tough, Dont Worry....!!
  • Just Close Ur Eyes, TAke A
  • Deep BreAth N SAy 2 Urself
  • "Dis Is A Very Interesting Subject....!!
  • I WAnt To Study It One More YeAr"

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  • WhAt Is FeAr ..?? ..??
  • FeAr Is ThAt Deep, Wrenching
  • Feeling When PAges Of Your Book
  • Still Smell New And D
  • ExAm Is Just 1 DAy AwAy!!
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  • A first bench student knows
  • "TO AVOID THE PROBLEMS"
  • But only the lAst bench
  • students hAs the Ability to
  • "FACE THE PROBLEM"
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  • CheAting In XAms Is D Best
  • Xercise 4 Ur Reflexes....!!....!! ....!!
  • 1....!! Ur Eyes Roll 2 C D Answer
  • Sheet Of Ur SeAt-mAte....!!
  • 2....!! Ur EArs Bcom Sensitive,
  • Even 2 D Softest Whispers 2 Get
  • WAt Ur SeAtmAte SAys....!!
  • 3....!! Ur Neck Stretches Either
  • WAys 2 SeArch 4 Clues....!!
  • 4....!! Ur HAnd Copies D Answer
  • FAster DAn Ever
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  • Silence
  • Is D Best Answer
  • For All Questions
  • Smile
  • Is D Best ReAction
  • In All SituAtions
  • UnfortunAtely
  • Both Never Help In
  • Any ExAm, VivA, Review & Interview :P
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  • EducAtion RelAted Songs:

  • School- Apni To PAAtshAlA MAsti Ki PAthshAlA

  • Tution- IdhAr ChAlA MAi UdhAr ChAlA
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  • MAths- Ajeeb DAstAn HAi Yeh

  • Science- AA Khusi Se Kudkushi KArle

  • GeogrAphy- MusAfir Hoon MAin YAAro

  • Economics-kyu PAisA PAisA KArti HAi,pAise Pe Kyu Tu MArti HAi

  • ExAm- Zehrelein RAAtey Ninde Udd JAti HAi

  • Result- JiyA DhArAk DhArAk

  • PAss- AAj MAi UpAr AsmAn Niche

  • FAil- JAg SunA SunA LAge....!!
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  • Love Letter V/s ExAm PAper

  • Love:
  • HAzAro KhAyAl AAte HAin Jinhe
  • ShAbdo Me NAhi Likh PAte
  • Or
  • ExAm:
  • HzAro ShAbd Likhne PAdte H Jo
  • KhyAlo Me Bhi NAhi AAte....!!

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  • 1 Tree KAtne Se 2000 ExAm
  • PApers BAnte He,
  • AgAr HAm SAb Students Mil KAr
  • ExAm NA Dene KA FAislA KAre To
  • Socho Kitne Ped BAchA SAkte He....!!....!!....!!
  • AAkhir HAm Hi To Des KA Future He,
  • Stop GlobAl WArning "SAve Tree"
  • Stop ExAms....!!
  • Is Msg Ko HAr Student Ko Bhejo
  • "ExAm HAtAo" Tree BAchAo....!!....!!....!!
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